going what the fuck have I done with my life and cut my other arm off

Nice comment Caleb. Or should I call you Atavan. Hmmm, maybe "everyone is Atavan"!

Album Rating: 2.0

Knife in mouth.

Or, ask a friend.

Ways to improve Champ Kind: Less sport, more WHAMMY! Less boring albums and safe reviews and more fucking shit up. Less Def Leppard, more less Def Leppard.

Album Rating: 3.0

"if I was Champ Kind"



You wish buddy. Plus, what would you do with your blow-up doll if you were?

Album Rating: 3.0

"Less sport" Social interaction is better than blow-up dolls.



"safe reviews" Your last 3 have been 2 that have many other reviews &... wait for it... Moby.

Album Rating: 2.0

Was that a pun on the album title? If so lol.

I get bored reading your reviews these days; they elicit little more than "ehh".

Also, what's with the two blow-up doll jokes in a row? I know you're new to the whole not being nice to someone; but come on, try a bit harder.

AtavanHalen singlehandedly making the world less nice one person at a time

Album Rating: 3.0

Sorry, I had to wander off for a minute to write a Moby review. Here it is:



Moby issssss snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.



In fact, I tell you what I'll do so my reviews won't be boring OR your reviews will also be boring (YOU CHOOSE). Next up: 'Truth of the World', then 'Clockwork', & then 'Billy Talent III'

Billy Talent III will just be you going "oh it's alright nothing special but 4.5/5"

but it will be funny because david will disagree

and me for that matta

Album Rating: 2.0

See Moby actually can be awesome. Listen to Play which is one of the best records of the nineties.



Go for Clockwork, and only review the other two if you're gonna be a prick about them.

Album Rating: 2.0

AtavanHalen singlehandedly making the world less nice one person at a time

Billy Talent III will just be you going "oh it's alright nothing special but 4.5/5"

Album Rating: 3.0

"AtavanHalen singlehandedly making the world less nice one person at a time" Don't make his head any bigger than what it already is Adam. That's a compliment to him that he would have such an effect. And no, there is no danger of me giving Billy Talent III a 4.5.



"See Moby actually can be awesome". You were talking about our "reviews these days", but anyway, tilt the conversation whichever way you like, if it makes you feel better.



"Go for Clockwork, and only review the other two if you're gonna be a prick about them." The great DavID has spoken. You see, unlike you - who bows to whatever Caleb asks - I'll review whatever I feel like reviewing. Poor Robin has been asking me to review Badly Drawn Boy for 12 months. Haha.

Album Rating: 2.0

BE MORE OF AN ARSEHOLE GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING BETTER

Album Rating: 3.0

Nah, I prefer to simply make logical & correct statements than be an arsehole. It's more gratifying come the end of the day.



Although, if I write in capitals, will that make me more like an arsehole?

Album Rating: 2.0

Aww man we almost had you for a second; now you're just being a priss

Album Rating: 3.0

Haha, that comment reminds me of the movie 'Drag Me To Hell' I just watched.

Album Rating: 2.0

Good fucking christ now you're watching shitty movies as well

How was Drag Me TO Hell Davey? I have been wondering if it is worth watching

Album Rating: 3.0

You idiot DavID. Sam Raimi returning to horror after his Spiderman movies. Come on.



Not too bad metalstyles. To be honest, I had built up my hopes and was expecting better, but it's Raimi doing horror, so it's pretty cool & the subtly funny moments are great. I think the main problem I had was that the ending was way too predictable. It's worth watching, but probably not quite worth the price of theater admission.

it is long gone from the cinemas in here so there is no other way than the glorious downloading.

Album Rating: 3.0

Worth a download.