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The Gathering
if_then_else


4.5
superb

Review

by Det_Nosnip USER (9 Reviews)
February 5th, 2005 | 251 replies


Release Date: 2000 | Tracklist


If I were to pick any single Gathering album that would be *the* definitive album from the band, it would be IF_Then_Else.

Coming off of the heels of 2000's successful and incredibly interesting experimental departure, "How To Measure a Planet?", If_Then_Else sounds to me like a consolidation of all the band had done in the past, combining the heavier and more straight forward emotional elements of their first few albums with the creative innovations of "...Planet." It is therefore the perfect "midway" album, the segment between the band's energetic and emotional beginnings to the darker, more mature sound perfected on "Souveniers."

On If_Then_Else, the band sounds confident and as powerful as ever, without scaring away new listeners with harsh or confusing passages. Three major European singles came from this album, a statement of its accessibility, and just about every track on it is played regularly at Gathering gigs, a statement of the album's longevity.

The album's opener, "Rollercoaster," kicks off after a brief ambient passage and an eerie multi-tracked Anneke announcing "Outrun the fight, I used to hide in quiet spaces." There's alot of interesting recording tricks going on with this track, and it would definetly be one that I would recommend. For example, during the song's chorus, three seperate vocal tracks sound, varying in dynamics as well as melody, all sung in multiple takes by Giersbregen. The freaky thing is that the 3 vocal tracks do not come together in harmony, but rather sound like echos of eachother, echoing and swimming around the song, granting a kind of trippy vibe. The lines eventually DO line up, however, to back up the main track. Sounds freaking awesome.

The next tune is called "Shot To Pieces," and it's an upbeat rocker set against a soaring Giersbergen. More interesting experiments with multi-tracking abound, and, remaining true to the album, the song is very interesting and, above all, unique.

After that, the band settles into the mellow, relaxing, and ridiculously awesome "Amity." This is a track that I frequently recommmend to people interested in the Gathering, because...well...it's awesome. The lyrics are, as with most of the album, somewhat vague and cryptic, but well written and poetic, and it is arguably one of Anneke's finest vocal performances, with extraordinary precision and dynamics and a voice just bursting with emotion.

Rather than track by tracking the full album, I'm going to pick a few select tracks to focus on from now on.

"Analog Park" is another track I frequently recommend to new Gathering listeners. The song opens up with a pulsing ostinato bassline theme that remains throughout most of the song under a trippy, eerie musical background with Anneke souring as usual. Hearing the music together, it works, but I remember thinking the first time I heard the song "you know, that bass line would sound awesome as a metal riff...but they wouldn't take it there from such a mellow track, would they..?"

Oh, how wrong I was! They in fact DO take it there and beyond, and the way they get there is nothing short of brilliant. The music settles for a moment, leaving only the same ostinato bass line...a kind of...hard to describe, trippy crackling sound issues forth from Frank Boeijen's keyboard/synthesizer rig, and after a few introductory crunches, the guitars join the bass line, turning that sucker into a full blown heavy crunch that then transitions into an almost Adam Jonesish riff before resolving back into the mellow chorus feel of earlier in the song. Wow.

The final track I'll examine in detail is one of the Gathering's biggest songs, "Saturnine." This track stands out for me on the album because of it's remarkably straight forward and simple delivery - a stark contrast to the elusive, cryptic musical and lyrical themes explored in the rest of the album. This is pure emotional expression, a cry against an estranged lover's apathy. I've spent quite a bit of time examining the song's lyrics, and I've concluded that it is actually a dialogue between both sides of the relationship, represented by chorus and verse. The verse is a stricken lover's bitter cries, desperately trying to break the shell of apathy that her lover has put up around him.

In reply, the lover replies "You don't need to preach. You don't have to love me all the time..." When Anneke sings this line....*phew*. I can't quite explain how important those two lines are, there is so much said with so few words, but I'll try.

The two people view the relationship in a completely different way, and so cannot communicate with eachother because they don't understand eachother. The verse character feels immense amounts of pain and rejection because the chorus person treats her terribly, but the chorus person feels that the affect he has on her is not his fault, because she "doesn't HAVE to love him." It's not his fault that she loves him, and he can't help the way either of them feels.

Very emotional, very powerful song off of an incredible album.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
IvortheEngineDriver
February 5th 2005


164 Comments


I like your review Det!

To me, this is my favorite Gathering Album. Analog Park got me hooked and I really dig Bad Movie Scene...its a beautiful song.

The way Anneke uses her voice on this album is pure brilliance. Her voice is truly haunting and beautiful and I recommend this album to anyone who wants to get into The Gathering.

radianteclipse
April 6th 2006


506 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

There needs to be more reviews of this band, since they are simply amazing. I think I am going to do that when I get some more time...

BallsToTheWall
February 9th 2009


51216 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Need this record. Will acquire tomorrow. I am quite a The Gathering fanboy. It makes me a sad panda that this band goes under the radar.

StreetlightRock
February 9th 2009


4016 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Anneke's vocals so so captivating

StickmanSouffle
March 12th 2009


286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah. Anneke is the coolbags. Shame she's not the singer anymore :/



I'm not sure if I like this, Nighttime Birds or How to Measure a Planet? atm. Will need further listening.This Message Edited On 03.12.09

Disconnected
November 26th 2009


487 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Pretty good album. My favorites are Shot to Pieces, Analog Park, and Pathfinder. Mandylion is still better though, in my opinion.

qwer7yfreak
December 10th 2010


486 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This band is so good, Anneke is such a great vocalist. Seriously needs more attention here

deslad
November 29th 2013


645 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Excellent band, great album.

manosg
Emeritus
November 29th 2013


12708 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Agreed, album's great but a step down from HtMaP imo.

deslad
November 29th 2013


645 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I couldn't agree more.

ksoflas
January 29th 2014


1423 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Their previous effort is a classic.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 23rd 2014


60295 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

This needs a bump; this band's discog is so overlooked by Sputnik (particularly this album onwards)

manosg
Emeritus
November 23rd 2014


12708 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Agreed Johnny. Even though I'm not the biggest fan of this one, so few comments is a shame.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
November 23rd 2014


60295 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

Might need to review it sometime to try and give it a boost...

linguist2011
June 30th 2015


2656 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

A generally very relaxing album in my opinion (more so than How to Measure a Planet?), but which lost none of the adventurousness and musical vigour of the band's previous releases. There are some really spectacular songs here, namely "Beautiful War" and "Saturnine", though which also stand out as being for me the highlights of the album. I like the fusion of a lot of different musical elements too, though some may argue the trip-hop and electronic sounds are more prominent on this record than any other Gathering album to date. All in all, it's another excellent record from the band, and a great way to kickstart the beginning of the 21st Century.

manosg
Emeritus
June 30th 2015


12708 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Last album by The Gathering I really enjoyed. Even though it's still a great album, the band sounds a bit constrained for my liking. Again it's an atmospheric release but a different kind.

Keyblade
June 30th 2015


30678 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i think the next 3 minus the west pole are better. still this has some amazing tracks like Rollercoaster, Saturnine and Analog Park which are among my favorite of theirs

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
June 30th 2015


60295 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

Souvenirs is definitely better, but this is so great (and consistent imo). It's all about Amity.

manosg
Emeritus
July 9th 2015


12708 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Saturnine is so good.

ksoflas
July 9th 2015


1423 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah man, it sure is.



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