Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
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bloc
January 9th 2018


70067 Comments


Lmao no but I can imagine





DinosaurJones
January 9th 2018


10402 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I can't even grow a long beard. Damn Asian genes.

bloc
January 9th 2018


70067 Comments


The math skills tho

As long as you can grow some length of facial hair consistently around your face is good enough imo. Personally, I don't know how I could survive looking clean shaven all the time.

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
January 9th 2018


32022 Comments


Same here, not that I sport an hermitage length, but it shields half of my mug against the damn cold.

DinosaurJones
January 9th 2018


10402 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I have the 'stache-goatee combo, but the rest of my face refuses to grow any substantial amount of hair that doesn't resemble patchy pubes.

bloc
January 9th 2018


70067 Comments


Ah yeah, some of my real life Asian (both East and South) friends have that same issue. It is quite interesting.

And yeah, half the benefit of a beard, other than looking cool, is the protection from the elements.

DinosaurJones
January 9th 2018


10402 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That's half the reason I grew my hair out (the other being fuck paying for haircuts). Keeps my ears nice and toasty.

Nomos
January 9th 2018


1737 Comments


Hahaha I started growing beard in 2014 because I hated how my chin was starting to look. I have no idea what I would even look like now without one. I started with the idea of growing it very long too, but 1) my wife wasn't a fan 2) it was getting really hard to not get it stuck in things, to not get food stuck in it 3) I couldn't go through its final Nasty Stage before it was a proper longboy.

Now I keep it full, but trimmed, and grow a longer mustache.

I do honestly feel bad for, but not condescendingly pity, those who are unable to grow one. Just feels right n tight. Doesn't look good on everyone, but it really does fix some of our faces LOL.

WatchItExplode
January 9th 2018


10453 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Grew a beard for the first time in a couple years this winter. It's only been a month but it's already really starting to annoy me. Not having to shave is so clutch though. I'll probably tough it out until spring.

DinosaurJones
January 9th 2018


10402 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Atomic just put up some pictures of his wedding from a little over a year ago, and that was before I grew out my moustache, and now I look weird to myself in those pictures. Also, my hair was substantially shorter.

Nomos
January 9th 2018


1737 Comments


ugh yes I love not having to shave

just use some scissors daily to keep it even, and clean the neckbeard once a week

such a time saver

bloc
January 9th 2018


70067 Comments


Shit I even use one of those beard bibs you can buy off Amazon to catch all the falling hair. Makes for a much easier and faster clean up.

Nomos
January 9th 2018


1737 Comments


THAT'S A THING?

We bought a house who's master suite's bathroom has two sinks just because I rain that shit everywhere and needed one for myself to destroy.

Oh well, too late, have sink for beardpubes.

DinosaurJones
March 16th 2018


10402 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The Willing Well Suite is amazing, but I think the best stuff off of this is Apollo I and Apollo II... those songs are so goddamn good, unnfffff



I DON'T WANT TO GOOOOO

SO COME ON BITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING NOW?

YOU LEFT ME HERE TO FEND ON MY OWN

SO CRY ON BITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING NOW?

WatchItExplode
March 16th 2018


10453 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

YEAH EHHH AWW

swipenet
March 17th 2018


3352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This is oscillating between 4 and 4.1, needs some bumps

Storm In A Teacup
March 17th 2018


45712 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

wow beard bibs sound fantastic

bloc
March 17th 2018


70067 Comments


Dude they are a life saver

NordicMindset
March 17th 2018


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

now it's a 4.1

swipenet
March 17th 2018


3352 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's greater than 4.05 is all. Needs more bumps



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