Album Rating: 4.5

super-duper track...entry level SA though

Album Rating: 4.0

okay

Album Rating: 2.5

revisiting this album for the first time in like a loooong time, certainly for the first time on the other side of youth, and it's as if i'm weeping scales how hysterically some of these lines have aged. and it's not like i think this sucks or anything. it's not like watching the goonies say. but "molly" for instance, i'm pretty sure the younger doc detected the song's irony, its scathing self-loathing, but on the whole he took it seriously. but now holy shit bemis's persona here is lame as hell i mean stfu dude stop projecting existential dread to justify whining about how you can't rumpy pumpy with the girl you doxxed. love the riffs tho!

Album Rating: 4.5

this is like brand new but not shite

Album Rating: 4.3

don't think I've ever heard anyone compare them to Brand New. there's a first time for everything, lol

Album Rating: 5.0

Its sad what this man has become this and defense are brilliant mate

“Belt” is so good but then the first like minute of “Woe” happens and between the two you’re like This is going to be the best album ever

Album Rating: 4.5

This album is fucking dope. How does a 20-year old come up with a masterpiece like this ??

Album Rating: 5.0

fucking rulez

this HAS to be the best / truest emo that crossed over into mainstream... right? like far and away



unless i'm misremembering, Wow! I Can Get Sexual was pretty popular back in the day

edit: same with Alive With The Glory of Love

Album Rating: 5.0

am i insane or were both those aforementioned songs very ubiquitous back in the day...? maybe especially AWTGOL

MySpace and Sputnik destroyed my ability to gauge what’s popular or not

I asked, but they got into an argument about which pizza place was best

Album Rating: 5.0

5'd this baby

album rulez

Wow I can get sexual too is so good. I mean the bridge is literally nothing but the melody chords and vocal performance on the chorus

This is a great album, and yet I feel like I’d change things about every single song

Album Rating: 5.0

The most imperfect five I’ve ever heard.

Album Rating: 4.0

I really need to lower my rating for this, I was 16 almost a decade ago

Album Rating: 4.5

I implore all say anything apologists to immediately go listen to the new single I, Vibrator. I would like to see what you can come up with for this monstrosity

Once me and my twin friends were like 11 and going to six flags with their dad and wow I can get sexual too came on and I didn’t know what it was but it seemed so dirty even though the dad changed the channel after “with a pillow under my head”

Album Rating: 4.0

Tied with Black Parade for most millennial teenager album ever?