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Relinquished
April 4th 2025


50089 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

you’re def now not 100% straight

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19769 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“ My friend says that about everyone

I think he's gay”



really tho dudes that behave this way are 100% projecting. I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to admit that another dude is good looking especially when they’re talented

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19769 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

game recognizes game ykwim

Relinquished
April 4th 2025


50089 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

if you say so lol

alamo
April 5th 2025


5969 Comments


"especially when they’re talented"

thats true being talented can make anyone hotter to the point of blurring gender lines. once i dreamt of having sex with lana del rey

gravityswitch
April 5th 2025


2448 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Lovely thread boys < 3

LightAndGlass
April 5th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm with Wild. Game recognize game. Knowing a dude is hot doesn't mean I'm trying to gargle his throat yogurt. You can just appreciate what you're looking at.

Wildcardbitchesss
April 5th 2025


19769 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Keep it real boys

jrlikestodance
April 5th 2025


6852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

New song is awesome

JayEnder
April 5th 2025


22724 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Not to toot my own horn, but I just want to thank all you guys for helping this review reach 100k views. From a band that went from nothing to where they are now, truly remarkable.

Emim
April 5th 2025


38551 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ngl I didn't even know there was a view counter lol



Big congrats though dude, you deserve 100k more

SteakByrnes
April 5th 2025


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

real ones remember the Jay review of Prologue

Relinquished
April 5th 2025


50089 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“ngl I didn't even know there was a view counter lol”



lmao after all of these YEARS?

Purpl3Spartan
April 5th 2025


9525 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

New song is good

Emim
April 5th 2025


38551 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"lmao after all of these YEARS?"



I don't read reviews I'm just here to shitpost in comment sections

Wildcardbitchesss
April 5th 2025


19769 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

based tbh

JayEnder
April 5th 2025


22724 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Steak you're the realest for remembering that prototype ass review haha



And thanks Em brother but I gotta say I'm impressed you've been here for 17 years and never noticed that! 😂

Emim
April 5th 2025


38551 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Imagine what I'll learn by year 20

Jamdbz
April 6th 2025


1606 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

stoked to finally catch these guys live in a few weeks

Wildcardbitchesss
April 6th 2025


19769 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Two and a half weeks baby



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