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vult
July 7th 2023


3436 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I was also drinking a lot and threw out a lot of incorrect predictions as well lmao I think I said Brady would get 600 Yds or some shit

MarsKid
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July 7th 2023


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Hmm well you are a homie so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt lol



That Edelman catch was witchcraft

vult
July 7th 2023


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Album Rating: 2.0

The Edelman catch was insane but not even the best catch of the game lol I’d give that to the Julio sideline catch. Legit dime from Ryan and only peak Julio could catch that and tap the toes.

MarsKid
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July 7th 2023


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Shame that it's almost completely forgotten. If they had done those last few plays just a LITTLE bit differently, the game is sealed.



It's honestly insane at how much had to go right for the Pats to even have a chance. It's THE choke to end all chokes as far as I'm concerned. Not to take anything away from Brady or especially James White, but Atlanta needed to consistently fuck up spectacularly to let them get momentum.

vult
July 7th 2023


3436 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I also totally get why anyone wouldn’t believe me on that SB prediction at face value, it’s hard to convince people it’s true without my wife and her parents there to back me up on it.

vult
July 7th 2023


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Album Rating: 2.0

Well yeah all they needed was a field goal and Matt Ryan took back to back sacks or some shit to get pushed out of field goal range. Just run the damn ball when you have a lead like that, it’s football 101

MarsKid
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July 7th 2023


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This also falls on Shanahan crumbling with a lead in the playoffs, which by now seems to be a time-honored tradition lol



Brilliant offensive mind, but he's got a history.

MonotoneCulprit
July 7th 2023


213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah Shanny only has one speed which is Go. His end game strategy was always to just annihilate the opponent. It was very obvious early on in the Super Bowl that it wasn't working, but he refused to just run out the clock instead. Neither of the Sacks were Ryan's fault. Shanny was still calling long developing plays for some reason, and Freeman completely whiffed a block on one of them that would have resulted in a sack no matter who was under center.



That loss has Shanahan written all over it.

MarsKid
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July 7th 2023


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Ugh that missed block was awful. Especially when Ryan did have a man open deep.



I couldn't fathom having to watch that as a fan. Although the Titans loss 2021-22 made me feel a certain sort of way.

Manatea
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July 8th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

There are a lot of rumors on an Aaron donald trade. This scares me.

vult
July 8th 2023


3436 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Wasn’t Donald rumored to retire in the next year? Idk why any contender would trade future draft stock for him. Also he’s so incredibly unlikeable (no offense Manatea)

Manatea
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July 8th 2023


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I don’t like the man. He’s a good football player though. Whatever I was hoping for like… 7-8 wins next season but at this point I’ll just try to enjoy everyone else’s teams on the thread

vult
July 8th 2023


3436 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Knowing McVay he’ll still drag the team to 6-7 wins but honestly might be worth tanking a bit given the tough division and Cardinals tank plans

Manatea
Emeritus
July 8th 2023


2255 Comments

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Fair point. Also I hate the cardinals screw them lol

MarsKid
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July 13th 2023


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You hate the... Cardinals?



I know same division and all, but outside of the very brief Carson Palmer years and brief Warner years, what have they ever done lol

MarsKid
Emeritus
July 13th 2023


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I'd understand if you were a Packers fan, although your division in particular (especially San Fran) have been Green Bay's grim reaper come playoff time.

Manatea
Emeritus
July 13th 2023


2255 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Lol I think I was just having a bad morning that day. No SF and Seattle are the two teams I’m supposed to hate and will probably continue to “hate.” I get along with fans from both areas, and I respect SF and respect Pete Carroll so idk. I’m weird lol

MarsKid
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July 16th 2023


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Welp here we go y'all



DHop to the Titans



Details pending but it's happening

vult
July 16th 2023


3436 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Hope he can help the titans buck the trend of “sign aging veteran during a weird flux year only for him to underproduce” that they’ve had over the years



That team and their WR strategy is so bizarre

vult
July 16th 2023


3436 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Though we are division opponents Mars I wish the Tits well this year, their fans deserve it



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