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kibbles
April 4th 2025


73 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Looks like they’re independent again too

JayEnder
April 4th 2025


22710 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Didn't last long on Roadrunner lol

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

honestly? good. It’ll be tougher to get mainstream exposure and I was excited for them but roadrunner is not a good fit for them imo

LightAndGlass
April 4th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I've listened to Face so many times. I love that main riff through the intro and verse and them bringing it back for a couple seconds after the breakdown instead of slowing down the song is just *chef's kiss*. Seriously one of my favorite things they've ever done even though it's such a small detail.



Not sure if it's the blue and red aesthetic, the wild ass guitars (especially Contrast's new Eastman), Contrast's Power Rangers villain mask, or everyone lending vocals like they're a boy band but something about the video is extra flamboyant and I can't get enough of it.

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I kinda love how queer it is tbh

LightAndGlass
April 4th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

100%. I'm a straight man but Olli got me ready to risk it all. Especially that shot of him at 1:39.

JayEnder
April 4th 2025


22710 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Kinda annoys me how pretty he is

LightAndGlass
April 4th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Real

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Him in that crop top got me like 🥵

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lil emo twink with the voice of an angel

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

but yes I’m also completely 100% straight totally

I literally say that kinda shit to my gf all the time. I called Luigi a hot piece of ass the other day, playing mind games with her lmao

JeetJeet
April 4th 2025


12830 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

its just LUSTTTTT

nothing serious

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

exactly I’m clearly just messin

LightAndGlass
April 4th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

My wife always tells me and everyone else she won't be surprised if I ever come out as gay.

anarchistfish
April 4th 2025


30538 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

My friend says that about everyone



I think he's gay

Relinquished
April 4th 2025


50089 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

the confessions itt are crazy lol

JayEnder
April 4th 2025


22710 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lmao. Wildcard definitely getting a bit sus there, forgot to say no homo bro!

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

no fully homo Olli is hot

Wildcardbitchesss
April 4th 2025


19688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I want him to sing such.a.shame while I whisper sweet nothings into his ear

Relinquished
April 4th 2025


50089 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

dude likes twinks



respect



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