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climactic
May 15th 2012


22931 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Are you talking about this album or BM albums?




im talking about a big percentage of BM albums haha. the production on this is pretty great

Spec
May 15th 2012


41449 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Mayhem- Chimera was cool too.

ChuckyTruant
May 15th 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol shutup graham

DotEight
May 15th 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"im talking about a big percentage of BM albums haha. the production on this is pretty great "



I was about to say lol, this album has amazing production. But yeah I agree, it's because that's part of BM though - the production adds to the "filthiness" of it.

DotEight
May 15th 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"omg fuck BM production is awesome high reverb high muddiness its so good"



he explained it better than me.

ChuckyTruant
May 15th 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

u shutup chuck ur like a massive metalcore wankdick



i am indeed you asswipe

climactic
May 15th 2012


22931 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeahyeahyeah, and i dig some lo fi stuff, but with some raw bm it literally sounds like static with screaming over it

DotEight
May 15th 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Nothing wrong with some metalcore. Expand your fucking musical horizons. I bet you do the same 2 positions while fucking too.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 15th 2012


117073 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I feel like almost everyone in here isn't qualified to talk about black metal.

ChuckyTruant
May 15th 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i don't think you are qualified as enough of a badass to have that avatar

DotEight
May 15th 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"I feel like almost everyone in here isn't qualified to talk about black metal."



If you had it your way this site would be called www.hawksmusicorgtfo.com

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 15th 2012


117073 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Chuck are you getting upset again? Don't start crying.

DotEight
May 15th 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Who the hell said their favorite band is Radiohead? They are good but Jesus Christ they aren't like the saviors of music.

climactic
May 15th 2012


22931 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

im no expert, but ive heard a decent amount of bm, and i love some of it. just saying its frustrating when there is some really cool shit going on in a song but you cant even hear the drums.

Kellerdeck
May 15th 2012


1881 Comments


Not my bag.

DotEight
May 15th 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I'm too jaded, BM isnt even heavy to me anymore

DotEight
May 15th 2012


5704 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"i dont fucking care if theyre not the saviors of music i like them a lot they sound good to me i like

them the best is their a fucking problem with that"



dont troll me, I'm not one of these retards on here. and yes there is a fucking problem, the fuck you

going to do about it faggot? I bet you're still in high school.



see I can do it too.

Kellerdeck
May 15th 2012


1881 Comments


Guys this is slam death, okay?

none
May 15th 2012


1099 Comments


okay ms. doubtfire

ChuckyTruant
May 15th 2012


15956 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

thafuck



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