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Egarran
November 30th 2021


36927 Comments


Album Rating: šŸ’˜šŸ’œšŸ’•

>Well, if I ever have to be eaten 😬, I hope it is by you Egarran 😌!

yeah you know what flower is a metaphor for ^^

Trifolium
November 30th 2021


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I do. Especially in combination with 'he' and 'takes my'.

Egarran
November 30th 2021


36927 Comments


Album Rating: šŸ’˜šŸ’œšŸ’•

Well we better stop now before we remove all analogical* subtlety

*heeyyyyy

Trifolium
November 30th 2021


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yes. I think we climaxed there.

Demon of the Fall
November 30th 2021


39667 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Nice album rating Ega...

Phero not so much.

JohnnyoftheWell
November 30th 2021


64287 Comments


phero has no chill
ega needs to stop trying so hard

Egarran
November 30th 2021


36927 Comments


Album Rating: šŸ’˜šŸ’œšŸ’•

Sorry guys, Johnny hates it when I flirt with other people

Trifolium
November 30th 2021


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Hi Johnny you cutie!! 😚





(Maybe he doesn't mind us flirting when we all flirt with him too!)

Demon of the Fall
November 30th 2021


39667 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

(wholesomely?) gay thread

Trifolium
November 30th 2021


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yes 🌈

AmericanFlagAsh
April 20th 2022


13689 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

CAUSE NOBODY LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S TRUE

NOT

LIKE

YOU

DO

Squiggly
April 20th 2022


1541 Comments


Good bump, not sure how I feel about a 4 on this, might grow on me

Lord(e)Po)))ts
April 20th 2022


70256 Comments


Fuckin TELLEM johnny

Trifolium
April 20th 2022


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yes yes

YES!!!!

Lord(e)Po)))ts
April 20th 2022


70256 Comments


How do people justify a 4.5 on this? That’s actually possibly the hardest rating to justify because instead of not liking it at all, you are kind of saying ā€œthis is amazing but I don’t like this one or two songsā€ (I also don’t like one or two songs) but then refusing to acknowledge the fact that this albums status as one of the most iconic albums made in the past 30 years doesn’t completely override your opinion that it’s a fire is shit.

Like, it’s a 5, sorry. And not all classics are perfect.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
April 20th 2022


70256 Comments


Id go as far as to say that most classics aren’t perfect

And not all perfect albums are classic

LeddSledd
April 20th 2022


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Good point, I should just 2.0 it instead

JohnnyoftheWell
April 20th 2022


64287 Comments


Dunno, I'd sooner 5 this because it's a near-"""perfect""" album (ft. It's a Fire and ig Strangers) than for pretending it's one of the most important albums in the universe to me. It's up there! If I had 100 5s it whatever, there's no way I'd shut the door on it, but it doesn't quite carry the be-all-and-end-all quality that I associate with a 5, and that's as far as I'm prepared to overthink it for now
I am however gonna have a 5s reshuffle sometime quite soon and will throw this on the contenders pile just in case

Lord(e)Po)))ts
April 20th 2022


70256 Comments


Anything between 3 and 4 makes more sense because it’s like ā€œI like this to a certain degree but disagree it’s a classicā€

4.5 is like ā€œI basically love this enough to acknowledge that it’s absolutely a classic but I’m a fickle dingus who rates things in .1 increments sometimes to feel special and importantā€

And then anything below a 3… you don’t like it. You are wrong but entitled to being wrong.

Ryus
April 20th 2022


37885 Comments


"How do people justify a 4.5 on this? That’s actually possibly the hardest rating to justify because instead of not liking it at all, you are kind of saying ā€œthis is amazing but I don’t like this one or two songsā€ (I also don’t like one or two songs) but then refusing to acknowledge the fact that this albums status as one of the most iconic albums made in the past 30 years doesn’t completely override your opinion that it’s a fire is shit."

not everyone rates like that tho
idgaf how iconic or whatever an album is. its 5 if i get maximum enjoyment



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