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Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

At this point you may have listened to the album as much as me which… that’s impressive

Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Beautiful page break. Hey guys! I’m working on a Converge sleeve!

BaselineOOO
May 22nd 2024


2583 Comments


Yeah, let's face it, Jacob can't do acceptable vocals, but it's alright cause he's being carried hard by his more talented friends, kind of like Maynard from Tool, no shame in that. It's ALRIGHT

Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

No no no no NO



Jacob is a far more integral part of this band than Maynard could ever hope to be in Tool

BaselineOOO
May 22nd 2024


2583 Comments


Why, cause he's louder? A kid throwing tantrums is now more important than the silent kid in the class? Is he really an integral part of this band? I don't think so. I can't think of one Converge track that would be noticeably worse as an instrumental.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzyPBAgxfCU
1) Jacob (in his prime) attempting to sing his own song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1R-E-bqzbA
2) some random girl on YT vocally obliterating him

MeatSalad
May 22nd 2024


18637 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Jacob has never been an amazing vocalist but tbf, his screams have only improved over the years. A show from '03 is not his prime

jrlikestodance
May 22nd 2024


1184 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Bannon is not for posers agreed

Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Baseline



Shut the entire fuck up

Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I’ve never in a million years thought of laying hands on a woman but your fucking dumb ass has me questioning shit

Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

in a video game

botb
May 22nd 2024


17983 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Someone let baseline out of the tool threads again…

jrlikestodance
May 22nd 2024


1184 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Fun fact: Tool is the first band to ever be named after their fans

BaselineOOO
May 22nd 2024


2583 Comments


The important thing about Bannon is that he doesn't detract from the band's overall performance. He's not bad by any means, but not exactly a force of nature like the rest of the band either. I think he's more relevant as a graphic designer than musician, legendary even. I'd totally cover my entire body in tattoos of his art. Tool sucks btw.

Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ok now the walk back, take a few (thousand) more steps back and think about your shit before you talk it

Wildcardbitchesss
May 22nd 2024


12373 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

And btw I mentioned a couple of days ago in a different thread that I really only have hated one or two users on this site the entire time ive been posting… you’re slowly pushing that number to 3



So just sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up

BaselineOOO
May 22nd 2024


2583 Comments


We've all seen your comment from a couple of days ago from that different thread, and yes, it was just as cringeworthy then as it is now. That doesn't make your previous comment any less rude, so you better apologize cause I'm literally shaking and crying right now. My mom just walked in and asked what's wrong, and now she's shaking and crying too. The dog upstairs is howling, my goldfish is floating upside down, and the neighbors are calling the cops. This is all on you.

Mort.
May 22nd 2024


25561 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

baseline makes me go OOO

AlexKzillion
May 22nd 2024


17432 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"I can't think of one Converge track that would be noticeably worse as an instrumental."



aint no way

botb
May 22nd 2024


17983 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Base you seethe in the tool thread that people don’t like tool and then you come to other threads and compare bands to tool trying to get a rise out of people. Then you repeat step 1. You’re a 40 something year old woman, fuckin relax. People’s opinions about music are not that serious

anode
May 22nd 2024


2210 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Oh man if baseline wasn’t already my favorite user…



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