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Wildcardbitchesss
May 26th 2021


12376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

what made them so violent?

claygurnz
May 26th 2021


7603 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I declare this a good vibes only page

DoofDoof
May 26th 2021


15249 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

'Tired of Sex: Rivers Cuomo has had SO much sex, that now he is tired of it.



Getchoo: welp, the synopsis of the last song was a fuckin lie



No Other One: Rivers Cuomo lowers his unattainable standards just once to allow for a filthy drug-addled cheating whore.



Why Bother: Rivers Cuomo is such a Nice Guy, yet girls still won't sleep with him. Why should he even Bother.



Across the Sea: Rivers Cuomo makes it very clear that his crush IS of age. What even suggests otherwise?



The Good Life: I thought Rivers Cuomo was tired of sex?



El Scorcho: Rivers Cuomo confuses Japanese with Spanish.



Pink Triangle: Turns out the girl who was nice to Rivers Cuomo did not want to sleep with him. Because she is a lesbian.



Falling For You: Rivers Cuomo writes a song about falling in love with a girl who is too young for him. Wait didn't he already do that on this album?



Butterfly: Rivers Cuomo says he's sorry for being an incel.'





You see this is actually the best thing about the album - it feels like it's coming from a real and painful place for Rivers. I don't buy that he's a very pleasant individual really (or at the least, his artistic persona perspective isn't too endearing) - instead he's this sarcastic, spiteful dork, makes for quite an entertaining show



Definitely their best album for this reason, still only a 2.5 naturally

nol
May 26th 2021


12286 Comments


yeah I could see this being the most reflective of River’s true self, but if that’s actually the case than ew

Pikazilla
May 26th 2021


30042 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

ew [2]

Supercoolguy64
May 26th 2021


11800 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

We’ve come full circle to where the bad reviews this got were actually justified lmao

ItsTheSquirrel
August 30th 2021


868 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Rivers is definitely the worst kind of spiteful nerd here and I want to hate this but would be lying if I said I did

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
September 16th 2021


60893 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

WEEZER NERDS can you help me

was reading some list of bands involved in a scene or style that i cannot remember, and one of the promising one's members was apparently the object of El Scorcho and wrote a song in response at some point; who was this??? plz aid

ed. pulled a full excavation of my recent search history and it was apparently Miki Berenyi from Lush whoop whoop saved

Snake.
September 17th 2021


25285 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yooo what citation needed pls

Parallels
September 17th 2021


10157 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

bump that to a 4.5 and maybe it will jog my memory



parksungjoon
October 6th 2021


47235 Comments


Rivers Cuomo is an American rapper of Mexican descent from Redlands, California. His stage name is derived from the name of the prescription drug Xanax. Cuomo was born on September 6, 1996 in Redlands, California. Growing up, Cuomo was poor and lived in motels most of his childhood. He attended Redlands East Valley High School but dropped out of high school in his freshman year and spent several years at home unemployed. Cuomo took a job as a street cleaner and sold drugs before he began rapping. Cuomo later pursued a photography career in support of several friends who were rappers. He eventually had his camera stolen, and chose to begin rapping in lieu of investing in a new camera. Cuomo was formerly addicted to Xanax but he was able to quit the drug after two years of addiction. Cuomo began to gain recognition through platforms such as SoundCloud and YouTube. In 2018, Cuomo announced that he would change his stage name to "Diego" in order to support his anti-drug message, though he later said in an interview he was not sure if he would change his name. Cuomo' music started off as "typical trap" and later shifted towards "a murkier, dream-like sound". The New Yorker has described Cuomo as part of a "sad rap" movement. Cuomo made headlines in 2018 when he rated the late rapper Tupac Shakur only a "2" [out of 9] and called his music boring. After the incident fellow rapper Waka Flocka Flame claimed on Twitter that Cuomo is "banned from hip hop".



Pheromone
October 6th 2021


21443 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

L O L A Lola

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 6th 2021


60893 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Lo Lo Lo Looooooola

widowslaugh123
October 6th 2021


4076 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

We need more 2’s so we can one this shit

parksungjoon
October 6th 2021


47235 Comments


wait really?

widowslaugh123
October 6th 2021


4076 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Big if true

AmericanFlagAsh
November 3rd 2021


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm tired





So tired

Wildcardbitchesss
November 23rd 2021


12376 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Tired of Sex and Getchoo is such a good one two punch of shame

Goddamn I love this album.

Pheromone
November 24th 2021


21443 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

rivers cuomo is NOT an incel have you listened to tired of sex

zakalwe
November 24th 2021


39163 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Just absolutely useless on the pull.



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