Album Rating: 4.5

I like nipple piercings. Please dont blackmail me or tell my mom!

"Kinks" in the BDSM fashion are not my thing.
"Kinks" in the BDSM fashion are not my thing.
"Kinks" in the BDSM fashion are not my thing.
"Kinks" in the BDSM fashion are not my thing.
"Kinks" in the BDSM fashion are not my thing.

What I want in a girl:
Fan of me
Similar music taste
Plays an instrument
Nice voice
Cute
idk

Album Rating: 4.5

"I'll say this much: there's not a kink I have that my family doesn't know about."

She doesn't even have to have a big ol' ass, you know?
Just something well proportioned to her body
You know, a nice little tail, you know?

I'm so embarrassed I'm rethinking my membership on sputnikmusic.com

@literallyhitler thats gonna make me laugh for the rest of my life

Album Rating: 3.5

I mean I don't even think whatever I have is recognized by the BDSM community as a kink but whatever.

Album Rating: 3.5

@platnum: good you sjw rart

Album Rating: 4.5

@platnum You should be used to this by now.

"Because whenever kinks are brought up that's what people always like to go to. "Oh i like to get spanked by daddy." Yeah nah that's not how I roll."
... You're aware that every time you say you aren't into something people are going to say that you are, right? Dear God, I may be the only person besides you that is embarrased, but it is just secondhand embarrassment.
Good page break btw.

wow

I would also like well sized breasts to feed our children, not for me.

@Drifter
Based. Not my thing, but based.

Album Rating: 3.5

So basically I have to lie to get people to realize that it's not that deep?

Album Rating: 4.5

Agent never denied being a kidfucker, y'all notice that?? Suspicious...

I would also like her to not be overweight so that she lives a long, healthy life.

@Agent
No, you have to stay quiet.

Album Rating: 3.5

Why should I have to? @Adolf

@agentdingbat

I was here first u got to go