Album Rating: 2.0

Tired of Sex: Rivers Cuomo has had SO much sex, that now he is tired of it.

Getchoo: welp, the synopsis of the last song was a fuckin lie

No Other One: Rivers Cuomo lowers his unattainable standards just once to allow for a filthy drug-addled cheating whore.

Why Bother: Rivers Cuomo is such a Nice Guy, yet girls still won't sleep with him. Why should he even Bother.

Across the Sea: Rivers Cuomo makes it very clear that his crush IS of age. What even suggests otherwise?

The Good Life: I thought Rivers Cuomo was tired of sex?

El Scorcho: Rivers Cuomo confuses Japanese with Spanish.

Pink Triangle: Turns out the girl who was nice to Rivers Cuomo did not want to sleep with him. Because she is a lesbian.

Falling For You: Rivers Cuomo writes a song about falling in love with a girl who is too young for him. Wait didn't he already do that on this album?

Butterfly: Rivers Cuomo says he's sorry for being an incel.

Album Rating: 2.0

pretty sure that last one doesn't do it enough justice

Album Rating: 2.0

I wish I could give this a 1.5/5

Album Rating: 4.5

idk i think i can appreciate this for all the little incel feelings in me from long ago. i can look back on it and laugh. it was another life. another time

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah it doesn't really bother me tbh, or most people judging by that 4.4 average lmao

Album Rating: 4.5

Alternatively

Tired of Sex: Fucking random girls is meaningless to him at this point, he wants something more from a relationship.

Getchoo: He finally has that, but she leaves him “What I did to them, you’ve done to me.”

No Other One: your description is on point

Why Bother: It’s easier to stay single than risk the emotional pain a of a breakup

Across the Sea: idk you’re kinda right but the song is a little pervy still.

The Good Life: You’re probably right, it’s just a catchy little song.

El Scorcho: Being afraid of confessing feelings for a girl but lol at your description

Pink Triangle: accurate

Falling for You: It’s been a hot minute since I’ve listened to the album but I don’t remember anything about the girl being underage. Just that he’s not sure if he’s ready to give up the rockstar lifestyle to settle down.

Butterfly: fucked up a relarionship, regret etc but yours is funny too

the record perfectly encapsulates the sexual frustration a lot of guys have in their late teens/early 20’s.

And the instruments rock so, uh, 5

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"I wish I could give this a 1.5/5"



I know the feeling with half the overrated prog metal on this site but I just don't vote it.

Album Rating: 2.0

my across the sea description is definitely sarcastic lol

Album Rating: 2.0

the only good album that exemplifies sexual repression is IARB

Album Rating: 2.0

"I know the feeling with half the overrated prog metal on this site but I just don't vote it."



true but most of the (better) overrated prog metal on this site is just a 2.0/5 and not 1.5/5

Album Rating: 4.5

I’m sorry but what’s IARB

And this is a hard five for me based solely on how it was basically the soundtrack to my years in community college

Is A Real Boy

Album Rating: 4.5

Dude is a real boy is all about the scattered brain of a manic depressive... Rivers is on a whole different trip here

Album Rating: 4.5

So I recently learned rivers was being abstinent during this period for some reason I don't understand

Album Rating: 2.0

well that explains the music

Album Rating: 3.5

Rivers was down bad when he did this album (laughing while crying emoji) (crying emoji)

Album Rating: 4.5

epic

Album Rating: 3.0

Sometimes a risky, "honest" and corny album can end up being flatly bad. Even when it's a courageous departure from a previous hit.



Also, why does Weezer exist in the first place ? At this point, it's more likely that Rivers Cuomo stole Buddy Holly from a highschool friend than the band ever wrote something worth listening to.

Album Rating: 4.5

what's with these homies dissing my classic weezer

They jus' frontin'.