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https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/78460/Architects-Holy-Hell/

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i feel like we've seen the "arrogant teen who likes mallcore" alt too many times, cant you guys come up with something else?

Album Rating: 4.0

yer mammy shoulda whipped yer ass when you were a little kid, shown you how to treat yer elders with RESPECT!

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We need a Sinternet like alt bumping metal threads about how shit the genre is (nothing negative towards Sinternet himself).

Album Rating: 4.0

idk, i just want an alt with an interesting/funny gimmick, or one with actual subtle and/or witty trolling. the whole "LOL this band blows, youre all fucking stupid" type of alts are so overplayed and boring and unfunny by now.

Album Rating: 5.0

holy shit dude, youre blowing my mind. youre a genius, truly an original thinker.

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"idk, i just want an alt with an interesting/funny gimmick, or one with actual subtle and/or witty trolling. the whole "LOL this band blows, youre all fucking stupid" type of alts are so overplayed and boring and unfunny by now."



Agreed.



"what if the band actually DOES blow and you ARE all fucking stupid? think about it."



If that's actually true, then I can accept that if it means jamming my favorite album of all time. ;)

you say that and then we get shit like desdinova/the men meme

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Isn't that the wolf from American Werewolf in London?

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Now that you mention it:



Shine on You Crazy Diamend



Welcome to The Menchine



Have a Cigar Men



Wish You Were Men



;)

Album Rating: 4.0

"you say that and then we get shit like desdinova/the men meme"



yeah but that one isnt interesting or witty or funny. i suppose i am being trolled by it because i fucking hate it by now, but i want a troll that trolls others and not me, you know? but i guess you cant have everything you want.



i guess if i had to choose between alts like afterthesenses and desdinova, id go with the former at this point in time.

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I'll stick with Desdinova. That RTL soundoff is scripture.

Album Rating: 5.0

Desdinova owns

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"Finally someone who appreciates me for the genius I am."



its more that youre the fresher side of a shit sandwich, but youre welcome.

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You can redeem a shit sandwich with extra mayo. Everything is better with extra mayo.

Album Rating: 4.0

even piss?

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@Strike: Just ask Snide, he added a RIDICULOUS amount of mayo to his subway sandwich when he and I hung out a couple weeks ago.

His justification? "I don't know what a diet is."

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@AdolfChrist probably yeah. You may have to cut down the acidity with something sweet though.

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"and you look like you just escaped your daddy's insane asylum, what next?"



Wait...sugardaddy or BDSM term?

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