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Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 3rd 2026


126249 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7

Definitely not overhyped agreed.

bananatossing
June 3rd 2026


2793 Comments


This is very far from what I listen to these days but I gave it a listen and you just can't deny quality songwriting. It's just there for anyone to see. I'll check all of their stuff for sure.

Hyndez
June 3rd 2026


170 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Male-bomb rips

Scoot
June 3rd 2026


24530 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

it's the silence and sodomy

JayEnder
June 3rd 2026


23378 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I will never unhear that

Emim
June 3rd 2026


39923 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

SODOMEEEEEHEEEEEE

Gmork89
June 3rd 2026


8931 Comments


This just absolutely rocks honestly, catchy and aggressive and heartfelt, I like it.

lucazade22
June 3rd 2026


1225 Comments


Don't think this is on RCD's level but it's growing on me! Nostalgia Kills still sucks though.

Emim
June 3rd 2026


39923 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

One of the best songs here but ok

JayEnder
June 3rd 2026


23378 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Nostalgia Kills rules wtf



That ending is pure mayhem

lucazade22
June 3rd 2026


1225 Comments


Fair enough! Not an Underoath fan, maybe that's why

Current track ranking would be something like this:

1. Lip critic
2. Hospice
3. Treading
4. Adapter
5. Human props
6. Male-bomb
7. Pharmacy film
8. Questioning
9. Adult diamond
10. Classic. Death. Pose
11.Dull blade disguise
12. Nostalgia kills

Emim
June 3rd 2026


39923 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Liking this band and not being a fan of Underoath is jackiechanwtf.jpg

Storm In A Teacup
June 3rd 2026


47239 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It should be impossible to jam Define the Great Line and not at least 4.0

Storm In A Teacup
June 3rd 2026


47239 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Gonna jam this a 3rd time and hope it grows to a 4. Im sure it will.

JayEnder
June 4th 2026


23378 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Hope so Storm!

drasticaction74
June 4th 2026


1948 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

it’s giving Alexisonfire Watch Out and I’m here for that

Squiggly
June 4th 2026


1567 Comments


DEAR READERRRRR

in other words this is good

Larkinhill
June 4th 2026


8908 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Male-bomb rips (2)



Rips my nips off. Definitely one of my early favorites here.

Larkinhill
June 4th 2026


8908 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It should be impossible to jam Define the Great Line and not at least 4.5-5



FTFY



Storm In A Teacup
June 4th 2026


47239 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I jammed twice in car so this 3rd run is JBL headphones time



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