Album Rating: 3.0

well it was still a gigantic leap for a band of their popularity level, i wish more mainstream acts dared to try something that off the wall - i think miley cyrus is finally realizing her creative potential and i'm excited for the new album. a lot of artists are just afraid of losing their audience but the real ones will stick around tbh

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Yeah this fucking blows as expected. Music to discuss over Little Caesars and Shasta cola. By track 3 I already wanted to Private Pyle myself

whoa man don't drag little caesars into this!

Album Rating: 1.5

johnny that video is silly "I'm really into progressive metal but NOT EXCLUSIVELY" meanwhile the comments are slurping it up haha



will give him cred though corelia kinda rules

Album Rating: 1.0

“that lil math rock section in Gethsemane was cool as shit. they should do that like all the time”

yeah, that’s definitely the one time my ears perked up a little. The didn’t deliver on the initial promise but it had potential

Album Rating: 1.0

Holy shit Nik Nocturnals reaction to this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

Who

Album Rating: 4.0

God, between this and the new Arcade Fire, music feels so dull today. I swear they both will make anything that follows sound good

Album Rating: 1.0

I actually gave this an earnest chance on my commute this morning. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I tried to remove myself from the internet shit-talk and memery and just judge the music.

It's their most atrocious offering to date.

It's literally shit from a butt.

Album Rating: 4.0

They really overdo it with the auto tune or whatever the hell that is he uses. I’m on a 5 hour commute to the beach and the first two hours has been full of shit music

Album Rating: 3.0

i'm just so bored of that polyphia style of guitar playing, like math-rock minus the emotional atmosphere of somethin like american football feels hollow to me, so that's one of the parts I wasn't crazy about

Album Rating: 1.0

I actually started laughing in my car when he enunciated "provider" on said track. Music hasn't made me literally LOL (at, not with) in a long time. Thanks Vessel, needed that. Now I need to take Infinite Baths to warsh this god damn sonic stink off me.

Album Rating: 1.0

ok this is one of my favorite reviews ever on this site because of how eloquently brutal and aligned with my exact views it is. No recency bias I swear

Album Rating: 1.0

I think a "1" is very well deserved. Round of applause, Sleep Token!

I guess if I was 14 I'd love this.

Album Rating: 4.0

I legit liked Caramel anyway. Tbh I think they could be good as a metal band but this yodeling throat clinched singing is too much

Album Rating: 2.5

Only a few songs in but this is far less grating than the last album so far

An old friend of mine started doing drum influencer shit because this band’s fans are so nuts, he just glazed them and recorded himself playing to the songs and reacting to them and now he’s sponsored by zildjian. Crazy.

Album Rating: 1.0

Sleep Strokin'



because I'm strokin the butt of my gun, wondering what its cold steel would feel like against my temple, and thinking "what if" while listening to this album

Album Rating: 1.0

hey if you can find a way to make money off this awful band, do it!





how many pages, do we think? Before a new 1-post user comes in, fresh off the bus home from middle school, to tell us that only Sput hates this band

Album Rating: 3.0

Only Sput hates this band.