Album Rating: 4.5

hottest take so far Havey damn

“hey is this where i go to get my name changed”

Lmaooo

disappointed u took we appreciate power out of poppy review. Sorry if I triggered u telling u it suckd (it does) but also like u excised the funniest part of that thing ; (

Album Rating: 5.0

cum

"it awkwardly bounces around different styles like an uncle trying to be the next Van Gogh"

So listening/making this album will make me want to cut my ear off out of desperation to impress a lover?

Do you know what the hell you even write?

Also don't substitute namedropping with even less pertinent namedropping!!

Album Rating: 4.5

you're just jealous cause Tundra is cooler and more popular than you

I totally am jealous! He's getting all the attention here!

Album Rating: 5.0

"you can write reviews against the grain that aren't complete ass"

Yeah indeed. The only way this review could make sense is as a parody of this album's haters.

"One coherent song a good album it does not make." no it doesnt but i at least think it should be mentioned in the review tbf especially considering how good it is

Album Rating: 1.0

It's in the review man

Album Rating: 3.5

You can give me some attention

Album Rating: 4.5

How are you Mongi? How's the family doing? I hope the current times find you in a fine state

Oh mb idk how I missed that

One incoherent sentence a review it does not make

Album Rating: 3.5

My life is in scrambles but I’m brute forcing through.

Album Rating: 4.5

tundra, are you just trying to speedrun to being the worst user on the site?

Album Rating: 5.0

bring back track by track reviews

Cheese filled hot dogs

Album Rating: 3.0

by virtue of score alone this is the most accurate spiderland review on the site



by virtue of content, too

I kind of agree with some of the sentiment. It is quite amateurish and I find most of it quite off putting. But also keeping in mind that it doesn’t appeal to my sensibilities and how perfect washer is i give it the benefit of the doubt