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Rowhaus
May 14th 2025


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I understand they like wearing their influences on their sleeve, but do they need to go this far? We get it. You love 5FDP.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2025


116128 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

@Futures - Planning on it brother! Loving this one hard though.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2025


116128 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This sounds nothing like friggin 5FDP Row bro come on lmao.

Rowhaus
May 14th 2025


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Idk bro Anticure, Orphan, and t/t sound like pure buttrock lol

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2025


116128 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

There's some buttrockish parts but its heavier and more intense than anything 5FDP has ever thought of doing lol.

Rowhaus
May 14th 2025


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Still feels like a twisted amalgam of 5FDP, Tool and modern Thrice with a deathcore paintjob to me lmao

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2025


116128 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Ahhhhh I couldn't disagree more lol.

Rowhaus
May 14th 2025


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I guess I just don't get it. I'm clearly the odd man out on this, but at least we're all sputkin at the end of the day m/





Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2025


116128 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Hell yeah bro.

veninblazer
May 14th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

5FDP couldn't even think of crafting something this emotional without prefacing it with a toxic masculine military bootlicker anthem. And the production here is far bigger than any Kevin Churko prod

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2025


116128 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Agreed Venin!

veninblazer
May 14th 2025


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"It sounds like butt rock" and then picking the most toxic masculine look how tough i am because I shill for the US military and posture like I'm going to beat you up ass band is the type of hyperbole I like to refrain from these days

Rowhaus
May 14th 2025


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

"the most toxic masculine look how tough i am because I shill for the US military and posture like I'm going to beat you up ass band"



Yeah bud I really don't care about any of that stuff. In terms of sound, I just find the vocals and song structures rather similar. Savage and Hook also have similar solo styles. You don't have to agree and that's fine lol

FearThyEvil
May 14th 2025


19397 Comments


I cannot stand 5FDP at all but I will give credit that live, they weren't so bad. They opened at mayhem festival I was at in like 2010 before they really started to blow up and they were fun for what they were. I have no clue how they'd sound now and nor would I choose to seek it out.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 14th 2025


116128 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

My dad tried to get me to go see them a few years back. Couldn't bring myself to do it lmao.

Rowhaus
May 15th 2025


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I saw them at Mayhem '08 on a tiny parking lot stage lol. Seen them a few times since then and they've always been solid. I would agree the whole military machismo schtick gets old quick tho, and it's only gotten worse over the years. It wasn't so bad when they first started.

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
May 15th 2025


17234 Comments


saw them open for metallica last year, just caught the backend casually. weren't bad at all. always thought that the bleeding goes hard af. those first two albums aren't bad at all tbh

0GuyMan0
May 15th 2025


5628 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Big disagree on that, I thought they were really really not good. But not everybody can handle the stadium like that. I thought Wolfie fuckin tore the house down, comparatively.



I also saw FFDP back in the '08 timeframe when they were OK, and I'll just say Ivan was at his best when I saw him in Motograter lol. All of this was by accident, I know they have their fans but hoo boy not for me.

s0nicx
August 5th 2025


936 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Came back to this after finally listening to Hymns in Dissonance and god this album can such an emotional gut punch.

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
August 5th 2025


2552 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Crazy that the same band can write a song like Prisoner 666 and a song like Kin. Such a dynamic band.



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