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Scoot
May 23rd 2022


24162 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

last two tracks should be swapped imo, i did this in my playlist and it hits harder

Durrzo
May 23rd 2022


3627 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Marisol really does feel like a closer, I was actually surprised when Cubicle started up on my first listen.

Crxmateo
Contributing Reviewer
May 24th 2022


179 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This band has quickly become my favorite artist to rise in the past few years, found them shortly after safeword dropped and have been very passionately following them ever since. The fact that they're entirely diy and independent and that Olli does most of the bands visuals is insane. Great review btw.

Crxmateo
Contributing Reviewer
May 24th 2022


179 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

seeing this average so high makes me so happy

JayEnder
May 24th 2022


22725 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Same. Ever since I first heard clean I knew this was the band for me.



It's not up my alley, it IS my alley

Rowan5215
Emeritus
May 24th 2022


48436 Comments

Album Rating: 3.7

everything bubs said on the last page is facts. put disposable care and either sober exit or vague on here instead of disinter and such a shame and it's pretty much perfect



also there's hella glassjaw influence on this thing lol and it owns

Wildcardbitchesss
May 24th 2022


19783 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I probably shouldn’t like this as much as I do, some tracks I really don’t care for but the good ones really slap.



And yeah same with the last two tracks, I was shocked when I was driving and Cubicle started up

JeetJeet
May 24th 2022


12837 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Marisol really does feel like a closer, I was actually surprised when Cubicle started up on my first listen."

Love when bands do this shit. Like yea this COULD be the closer, but we're gonna drop another song thats just as awesome to close things out.

Durrzo
May 24th 2022


3627 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Replace Disinter? Utterly mad take, sir. Swapping Such a Shame with an EP track? Maaaaybe. I'd rather have one of the old singles take its place if anything. EP was good but I don't think any of those songs are their best.

g40st
May 24th 2022


917 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I don't get how this band became so widespread on here, any time I checked their videos nobody was watching them yet here they are with almost 100 ratings and 10 pages of discussion

g40st
May 24th 2022


917 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Very Sputnik band

Emim
May 24th 2022


38554 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You love to see it

Durrzo
May 24th 2022


3627 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Gonna be big, inevitable imo. It's maxed out nostalgia but fresh at the same time, there are so many people that loved that early 2000s sound that will eat this shit up. It's just a matter of how long it takes for them to get that exposure.

onionbubs
May 24th 2022


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"I'd rather have one of the old singles take its place if anything" if only those songs had reasonable mixing. id gladly throw for the attention of on here if it sounded more consistent w the album production wise, but as it does not it would fuck the flow up

Wildcardbitchesss
May 24th 2022


19783 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

oh they’re brits? Bummer, guess I’m not gonna get to see them for another five years

g40st
May 24th 2022


917 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Deal offer: If I pay for you to go to Britain you have to figure out how to arrange shipping for two couches back to the US for me on a shipping container. I'll pay your entire trip no questions asked.

g40st
May 24th 2022


917 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Company acts like it's not doable for less than $3,500.



Fucking insanity.

Purpl3Spartan
May 24th 2022


9525 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Interesting proposition

Emim
May 24th 2022


38554 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'll do it.



really tho I'm just gonna take the free trip and then pick you up two craigslist couches when I get back

g40st
May 24th 2022


917 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I will know and I will hunt you down and fucking murder you



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