Album Rating: 2.0

Everyone loves an underdog, the downtrodden mess of a man who’s beaten and bruised, fighting for his existence, communicating that in the only way he knows. It’s raw, it’s real, it’s relatable to many and powerful as fuck. It’s art. True art. Not learnt, just felt. Not taught, it just is. Pure, dark and ultimately oh so beautiful.

Album Rating: 1.0

Truer words have never been spoken, Demon. Keep it up!

everyone wants to like that guy until he gets too drunk and tries to bang your girlfriend and you realize he's just a dick

Album Rating: 1.0

pretty sure all your guy friends want to secretly bang your girlfriend

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

IDK what if the GF isn't pretty



or the guy friends are gay



OR OR OR the girlfriend does this one really unattractive thing that only her BF doesn't seem to mind



OR your guy friend is your GF's brother

Album Rating: 2.0

‘pretty sure all your guy friends want to secretly bang your girlfriend‘



Nah I doubt it, this is Colton’s GF we’re taking about here 🤭

maybe they did the last time I had one, but none of them actually tried. Except Damon. And he was definitely the most downtrodden mess of a man I've befriended so my theory checks out (fuck you Damon)

Album Rating: 3.0

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so I suppose now the consensus is that rich people don't struggle or face adversity of any kind?

Album Rating: 3.0

who gaf they can just pay their way out of adversity lmao

"so I suppose now the consensus is that rich people don't struggle or face adversity of any kind?"

in terms of the music industry ya basically lol

I don't think any rational person actually thinks that, but I think it's just that this style of music seems more authentic to people when the people who made it fit in more with the typical idea of the "average person" and some people are maybe suspicious of it being contrived if they don't fit that mould for whatever reason. Not saying they're right, but I'd assume that's what the thought process is, especially in a time where this sound is becoming sorta trendy

Album Rating: 3.0

"brb changing my Joanna Newsom scores to 1s and 2s"



bro how many poor people do you know that need to hire and pay 12 violinists, 7 violists, 2 cellists, and 4 bassists in order to make good music?

Album Rating: 1.0

but can they even play football like brazil?

This was the real purpose of this band, to fuel these highly nuanced discussions between reasonable and passionate consumers of art

Album Rating: 2.0

‘so I suppose now the consensus is that rich people don't struggle or face adversity of any kind?’



Of course they can, I didn’t make that distinction. People’s struggles aren’t necessarily financial.

Now this is what I call a based review

demon based

So the consensus now is that rich people can feel pain but not write believable stories about it?

For once a review I could keep up with! Are you feeling alright, Jonny?