Black Midi Cavalcade
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Pikazilla
May 28th 2021


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I hope your pancreas survived the grease

Space Jester
May 28th 2021


11562 Comments


Dethroned is kickass and badass agreed

JohnnyoftheWell
May 28th 2021


64287 Comments


maybe
or maybe it didn't
idk if it survived nap
i'm jamming early 00s dir en grey wondering if i'll have the strength to listen to this again today
what should i do
baby's in black and i'm feelin

Pikazilla
May 28th 2021


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

don't push yourself, johnny

GhandhiLion
May 28th 2021


17793 Comments


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Won7s8xJYZM

this is epic

butt.
May 28th 2021


11429 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This thing is nuts

ArsMoriendi
May 28th 2021


42362 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

3rd and final listen thoughts:



1.John L - This song gets worse with every listen. Gross nu-prog mess that thinks it's King Crimson, but isn't. 1/5



2.Marlene Dietrich - Every King Crimson ripoff needs an I Talk to the Wind/Cascade and Candance type track I guess, and this one is a bit bossa nova. 3/5



3.Chondromalacia Patella - I admit the bass is good, but this song also kinda reminds me of jam rock. What if black midi turned into a jam band guys? By the end of it, it's just boring. 3/5



4.Slow - This song kinda actually works. Maybe it's because Cameron is singing, so I don't have to listen to Geordie's awful voice. The guitar is doing nothing for me though. 3.5/5



5.Diamond Stuff - 3-minute slow intro. This song's late-game pick-up isn't even good guys. I waited 4 mins into a 6 min song for it to get a bit jammy? 2/5



6.Dethroned - The poor attempt at King Crimson wank is back. Fuck, this sucks so much. The noisy ending is cool though except now Geordie's mumbling through it, so not really. 2/5



7.Hogwash and Balderdash - IDK why this one works, but it does. The cool percussion intro and fast tempo leave little room for the bullshit of the other tracks. It had to get proggy in the middle, lame. 3.5/5



8.Ascending Forth - This is trying so hard to be sophisticated and epic, but it's just like a slow nerdy slog. I'd hate this even if it were 3 mins, so the fact that it's almost 10 is just frustrating. 0.5/5



Raw score = 2.3125/5, but I'm rounding down because it has no 5/5 songs and was overall quite a frustrating listen. 2/5

Space Jester
May 28th 2021


11562 Comments


Nice track by track review you should submit it

JohnnyoftheWell
May 28th 2021


64287 Comments


Raw score = 2.3125/5
how dare you round this down

WatchItExplode
May 28th 2021


10706 Comments


Ascending Forth is a horrible song. I can see them building it up in their minds as some sort of opus though.

Pikazilla
May 28th 2021


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

make him staff, problem solved

Pikazilla
May 28th 2021


32373 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah, ascending forth is far and away the worst offender on here

GhandhiLion
May 28th 2021


17793 Comments


I can't hear king crimson in Marlene Dietrich. Is this a meme?

JohnnyoftheWell
May 28th 2021


64287 Comments


it is a meme it sounds like my kimono

Koris
Emeritus
May 28th 2021


22630 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Nice 0.5, my guy

GhandhiLion
May 28th 2021


17793 Comments


Also this sounds pretty cool. will 2.5 later mb


Check this it's lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lwfviytYgU

Space Jester
May 28th 2021


11562 Comments


Ascending Forth is rad

JohnnyoftheWell
May 28th 2021


64287 Comments


ascending forth is a huge missed shot
as is john l
there isn't much outright bad content here but jfc those bookends push it

ArsMoriendi
May 28th 2021


42362 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

"I can't hear king crimson in Marlene Dietrich. Is this a meme?"



Nah it's just a reference to the fact it's a slow acoustic emotional track that follows what's essentially a heavy King Crimson worship opener, not that the song itself is King Crimsony of itelf. It was more a shot at the opener than track 2



butt.
May 28th 2021


11429 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Not enough people talking about Dethrone. The energy is incredible



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