Album Rating: 3.5

EnDICKment

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

EyeDickMen

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Beyond Words initial riff then...WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *shit fuck face*

Well, I like this album very much. The only thing I wished for was more industrial influences. A bit of Ryhs Fulber would be a nice addition.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

sexy

Album Rating: 4.0

Haven't really been into these guys since Constellation, but this is great!

Was always intrigued by this band and finally decided to give them a try starting with this album. Upon first listen, to me it sounds like Soilworks' latest record's evil twin.

Album Rating: 4.5

The opening title track is just extreme metal perfection.

Album Rating: 3.5

Yerrrr

Album Rating: 4.0

Feeding the Death Machine is like a constant eargasm

Album Rating: 4.0

this is a very good Anaal Nathrakh album.

"sounds like Soilworks' latest record's evil twin"

lol gonna have to check just bc of that comparison

Album Rating: 3.5

Been so long since I heard this band. This album randomly pops up in my suggestions today. So I’m like “oh shit I forgot about these dudes” pressed play and proceeded to have my fucking balls blown off by a band that now sounds leagues above what I remembered, and god damn, what an opener. 41 minutes later and by balls have exited the atmosphere of earth and are now heading out of the solar system, expected to pass the voyager space probes in a matter of days as they accelerate to near light speed . What a record.

Album Rating: 4.5

It's a fuckin' experience for sure.

Album Rating: 4.5

Given what happened to DietMilk's balls, I think he just needed to tell someone about what happened

Album Rating: 4.0

sadge

Album Rating: 3.5

Yea I just hadn’t heard these guys since highschool and omfg what have I been doing for the last 15 years? Not having my balls blasted off apparently.



Side note whoever produced this album deserves the goddamn Medal of Honor





Edit: NASA and SpaceX have informed me that my balls were going MUCH faster than assumed. They will be reaching Alpha Centauri within the coming week. Unfortunately, if there is intelligent life in the system and they happen across my balls (which, to anyone in that system will appear nearly as bright as the full moon on earth) the only information carried in them are dozens of lossless FLAQ copies of this album.