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parksungjoon
April 9th 2020


47227 Comments


4threich listen to n.o.d. [2]

JustJoe.
April 9th 2020


10944 Comments


yeah listen to p.o.d. on purpose

unclereich
April 9th 2020


14003 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

listen to dyzlectic octo[2]

teamster
April 10th 2020


6459 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

So many bands do this better it’s such a shame.

StonedManatee
May 25th 2020


634 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

One of the worst reviews I have seen on this site. Makes Electric City's edgy review on Unknown Pleasures look better and I thought that was edge lord material. You sound like a pretentious brat.

GhandhiLion
May 25th 2020


17793 Comments


[2]

hxciluvatarhxc
May 25th 2020


584 Comments


Why do you think that? What in particular do you disagree with?

bloodshy
May 25th 2020


2773 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Pretty sure that's what Johnny was going for.

JustJoe.
May 25th 2020


10944 Comments


review is beautiful & so is johnny

hxciluvatarhxc
May 25th 2020


584 Comments


yeah this review is fine if you wanna read a terrible review here https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/8327/Pink-Floyd-The-Dark-Side-of-the-Moon/

ElioG
May 25th 2020


805 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I dig the bittersweet reviews of Johnny, especially when the sweet part is non existent, lol.

evilford
May 25th 2020


71523 Comments


SUN

BAT

HER

JohnnyoftheWell
May 25th 2020


64287 Comments


hi sorry that my earnest appeal to the hearts and minds of defheaven stans went awry somehow, will try harder next time thank you for your time

parksungjoon
May 25th 2020


47227 Comments


One of the worst reviews I have seen on this site. Makes Electric City's edgy review on Unknown Pleasures look better and I thought that was edge lord material. You sound like a pretentious brat.

parksungjoon
May 25th 2020


47227 Comments


lol i would post that pillock's 5s but theres too many of them

the irony in calling someone else pretentious wihle having a bunch of beefheart, galas and tool 5s tho

and a bunch of n64 soundtracks, truly the pinnacle of music i say!

JohnnyoftheWell
May 25th 2020


64287 Comments


lmao in fairness, there are a lot of albums i adore in those 5s so as far as shared pretentiousness goes, i guess we've got a rare case of birds of a feather flocking together on the ratings charts but like poles repelling in the comment threads
the tension between these idioms tells me that StonedManatee in the streets and StonedManatee in the sheets are likely two different mammals entirely, hell ye

parksungjoon
May 25th 2020


47227 Comments


also

imagine thinking this is anywhere near as good or important as unknown pleasures

GhandhiLion
May 25th 2020


17793 Comments


Cringe

Demon of the Fall
May 25th 2020


39056 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Man I love you Johnny, but this just wasn’t funny enough to detract from the fact it’s a bad review. I know this wasn’t meant to be a good ‘music’ review, but still...

I am disappoint (even if I generally agree with your critique).

Also screw Nuzlocke, mono-type runs 4 lyf obvs.

JohnnyoftheWell
May 26th 2020


64287 Comments


fwiw i regret writing about music in this review full stop



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