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No?

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YOU CAN'T FIRE ME BECAUSE I QUIT!

Also because I never worked for you in the first place.

i want a band

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I can play the radio

i will be your drummer caleb

i will be your drummer caleb

can you play the painfully simplistic drum parts i wrote?

BULLCRAP MORDECAI I HAVE DIBS

this is true

Don't think I won't immediately fly to wherever in the world you are to do this. In fact it would be the smartest thing I ever done

I've got pro recording equipment. I get harder dibs.

I've got 8 arms and a big heart

Shit.

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I have some buckets and a couple mismatched sticks I stole from the homeless guy down the street.

Some of those homeless bucket drummers are decent, go give them back

Fly yourself to London and we'll fit you up with some rad gear.

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I AM a homeless drummer now!

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Is there any other kind?

Kid's got jokes

feel like covering john mayer this morning