Last night I had the most exciting dream
In it I was surrounded by many asses
I got shitted allover
Diarrhea splattered from every direction
I felt like I was in heaven
My cock ejaculated biggest load of cum I had ever seen
Suddenly I woke up, it was only a dream
But why was I covered with diarrhea?
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
Best lyrics ever
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Sounds messed up.
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"But why was I covered with diarrhea?"
Ahhh, the plot thickens.
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Album Rating: 1.0
Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of its asshole
Hard push, damn its tight but feels so good
I fuck like a rabbid, cat screams in agony
Faster and faster, cat is unconscious
I cut off its tail and shove it up my ass
Innards ripped out, head cut off, cat is fucked up
Squirting my sperm all over the mess
Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a dog
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Album Rating: 1.0
those are the lyrics but here's what it sounds like...
*shit noise*
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
No, it sounds like genius
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Is this real
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yes I actually listened to the whole thing once
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so funny but also sad so much
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yes only once "hah oh this is the ebst album ever teehee" no youre not funny shut up
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ok you got me
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ihiihihihihihi elephant trunk
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Album Rating: 1.0
is it rape if penetration doesn't happen? it's just assault or sodomy then no? my point being personally my little starfruit couldn't handle elephant dick, I would die. then it still wouldn't be rape but inter-species necrophilia.
this album is making me think I need to raise my rating...
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Damn
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listening to this while eating something covered in chocolate syrup makes it taste better
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
One of my favorite albums
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After reading the lyrics for Raped By Elephants, I'm pretty sure my left lung collapsed
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yeah i listened to this once.
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yoto?
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