This album is utterly terrible, seriously a landmark album of bad. The most tacky, recycled, dated beats and the most awful lyrics and rapping from the quite possibly the most vile group ever, I find it amazing how bad it actually is. It's basically Hip Hop for middle aged white people and for children, I have no idea how this band appeals to those two groups - but I have noticed the pattern. The Black Eyed Peas' popularity really is astounding, it's just a head scratcher. It's just music to make money, and it's as simple as that really. I don't really know why I have a tendency to review albums that are purely made for the consumer, because there's not a whole lot to really say about it is there? I always hate THAT guy who complains about the state of modern mainstream music.
The Black Eyed Peas are truly fucking abysmal, however you've got to hand it to them, they have a great outlook on life. Every time I switch on the radio they predict the evening will be a prosperous one. Also, because of this album I actually bumped up the rating for Monkey Business. In addition to that, I find it quite amusing that the song 'I Gotta Feeling' has been played to death, its over-exposure is ridiculous, I think it's one of the most downloaded singles ever which is mind blowing, and it seems like it's been played absolutely everywhere on any and every occasion possible - even at children's birthday parties. Even though it's highly inappropriate considering it's a song about anal sex.
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Album Rating: 3.0
Literally one of the worst albums I've ever heard, no doubt. With a band consisting of 4 equally untalented industry-made losers and will.i.am.a.fuck behind the boards, it's impossible to understand the reasons as to why so many pathetic helpless kids have given their parents' money to this monstrosity. I went into this album putting my bias aside and TRYING to appreciate the music for what it might be worth. I came away shocked and mortified at how amateur this shit-compilation really is. The songwriting is full of cliche chord progressions and awful, awful production, especially in the vocal aspect. Seriously, half the time it sounds as if these tools have their hands obstructing the microphone as they monotonously deliver some of the most elementary lyricism I've heard. Fergie should rekindle her meth addiction, will.i.am should lose the ability to speak, hear, and see. The other gaylords should just donate their money to charity in order to try to die with a small amount of decency within themselves. Worst album of 2009, biggest pile of fuck to top the charts. Fuck this.
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