Still a sputnik classic.

Fur Real.

this is the greatest thing ever

going back to this, I legit laughed out loud for the first time since my chem teacher told me we have a 200-pt thermodynamics final project.

Christian coffee is the best kind and that is a fucking fact.

The secret ingredient is Jesus.

Would have been so much better had it only been about planets and paper and christian coffee shops and all of it was google translator cryptic

"bores to ashes"

Subliminal black metal fan.

Yup. Just discovered this. This is hysterical.

"the music is their life, the surrounding is their brick – clip – influence, the band is the first- love – coffee – house"

exactly

lol. I need some coffee from a Christian coffee shop.

Holy mother of god I want to copy paste this entire review as one huge quote, it's that brilliant. I am honoured to leave my 2000th comment on this thread.

aids yer at 2000 already? god damn

Album Rating: 3.0

Thanks to the new staff blog about Eisley's upcoming album, I was led to this.



This is, without exaggeration, among the funniest/most brilliant things I have ever read.

Album Rating: 4.7

I'm going to review the new album, but I'll never live up to this.

"but I'll never live up to this."

it's like striving to become immortal, it's just futile

Just sneak a few references in and you're golden, Willie.

"...and now, with The Valley, Eisley once again have managed to go above and LARGE AMOUNT OF PAPER, all yeah, more paper... yes, to go above and beyond expectations..."

You can do it Willie!

i didn't even realize this existed until today. oh my fucking god. fuck.

Album Rating: 4.0

Still the best thing on this site.