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iHaveSex
October 17th 2023


298 Comments


This isn’t for an oldhead like me

onionbubs
October 25th 2023


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

haven't jammed this since high school and it's still dope but I unquestionably don't like it as much as I used to rip



mostly because every song has like the same chorus

onionbubs
October 25th 2023


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah I don't really think its a bad thing I don't connect with its lyrical content anymore lol



genuinely surprised how poorly the vocal writing has held up for me though. its as if the whole record is built exclusively off the first 3 pitches in the scale and it's sadly kinda boring to me now as a result. adultery still whips ass tho

Butkuiss
October 25th 2023


8745 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The vocalist(s) definitely sit on like the same three notes the whole record

Trebor.
Emeritus
October 25th 2023


60329 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The best three notes

Guzzo10
February 1st 2024


1299 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

so, the 10-year anniversary vinyl includes a rendition of Abner Jay's "I'm So Depressed" and its amazing. fits the vibe of the album perfectly, and is right in Bob's wheelhouse. is it as good as Abner's classic? probably not, but i'm glad they included it on the record.

denboy
February 2nd 2024


1675 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You just made a sale, should get commission

Harff7
September 6th 2024


15 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"Maybe I'd be happier if I didn't think this way."



This is one of those albums that at times incredibly resonates with me while simultaneously containing everything I hate about modern pop punk musically and lyrically. Guess it just misses that balance on the pop stuff like Clarity hits for me. Adultery and Beer Can go hard though.

Atari
Emeritus
October 4th 2024


28079 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

still a hard 5

Clumseee
October 4th 2024


1847 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Adultery and Brother is an all time back-to-back opening, hallelujah !

hazelnutsack
September 7th 2025


56 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I can’t express how amazing this album is and how the album after this is literally not in the same solar system as this quality wise. It makes no sense to me

Scoot
September 7th 2025


24122 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

bobby's solo album little wounds is nearly on the same level as this is



they just got very lazy and reworked a bunch of those for king of no man, and they did not translate very well

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2025


115026 Comments


I should probably jam this.

Scoot
September 7th 2025


24122 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i don't know how you've never heard this, it owned sput for a number of years



you may not love the vocal delivery, but the songwriting is impeccable here

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2025


115026 Comments


You know back in the day I was strictly metal so I probably never paid attention lol.

Scoot
September 7th 2025


24122 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

there was a divorce punk era that started with the the wonder years "greatest generation" and ended with spanish love songs "schmaltz"

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
September 7th 2025


115026 Comments


Yeah I missed all of that lol.

Slex
September 7th 2025


17866 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This is one of the goat punk albums

Feather
September 7th 2025


11463 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

@scoot can you explain “divorce punk”? I’m intrigued. I absolutely love this, greatest generation and schmaltz.

Slex
September 7th 2025


17866 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This is the best of those 3 but Schmaltz honestly ain't far behind, and is probably more consistent overall tbh



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