Album Rating: 3.7

So how does it feel to know that someone's kid

In the heart of America has blood on their hands

Fighting to defend your rights

So you can maintain a lifestyle

That insults his family's existence

Well, where I'm from we have a special

Salute that we aim high in the air

Towards all those pompous assholes

Who spend their days pointing fingers

When they should be correcting Oxford fucking commas

And maintaining a basic standard of national literacy

fuck u

Album Rating: 3.5

Oh.™️

lmao

johnny

thank you, bless you and appreciate you

Album Rating: 3.0

this convo's giving me a list idea actually

Album Rating: 3.5

https://tenor.com/2Uz8.gif

Album Rating: 3.0

A johnny 3.9 for a7x hmmmmmmm

Album Rating: 3.7

this is better than any dm album ever made i am not sorry ily2 porc

Album Rating: 4.5

Absolutely, unabashedly based

Album Rating: 3.0

Lol

Album Rating: 3.0

This album wishes it was as good as mid-tier dm

Album Rating: 3.0

melodic death metal owns especially the bands that flirt with doom-y influence to make it extra dark

Album Rating: 3.0

Melodeath on the whole is pretty unoffensive. There are the diamonds in the rough tho like intestine baalism and garden of shadows

Album Rating: 3.0

i'm so not sure if i'll even like intestine baalism

Album Rating: 3.7

"This album wishes it was as good as mid-tier dm"



this album aspires to infinite vengeance and world peace (in whichever order tbh), not to ulcerate and timeghoul worship

Ulcerghoul would be a pretty swell death metal name

Album Rating: 4.5

"this album aspires to infinite vengeance and world peace (in whichever order tbh)"



Well yeah, why do you think the rhythm guitarist's name is Zacky Vengeance?

This bands pseudonyms make me want to jump off a building lmao

Album Rating: 4.5

As much as I like the band, I have to agree. Zacky Vengeance and Johnny Christ are especially heinous

Album Rating: 3.0

Holy shit



Thats bad

Idk Synyster Gates is every bit as atrocious