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HooperD87
May 16th 2025


419 Comments


I can't get the vocal melodies from Schizophrenia Legacy out of my head already

Ectier
May 16th 2025


4631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Im roaming melbourne with new one on repeat tbh

Wildcardbitchesss
May 16th 2025


19783 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this shit is schizophrenic

Rowan5215
Emeritus
May 16th 2025


48436 Comments

Album Rating: 3.8

ayo melbourne gang we up

Ectier
May 16th 2025


4631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Im house sitting down here while my friend is on tour

jrlikestodance
May 21st 2025


6858 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This is growing on me slightly but I'm still not seeing what separates this from the mathcore greats in quality. New record is so much better

tyman128
Emeritus
May 24th 2025


4898 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Yeah so I forgot how good Field Sobriety Practice was... very well could be one of their best songs

vult
May 24th 2025


3428 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

its my favorite song of theirs

Zac124
May 24th 2025


4064 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Definitely among their top 3 for me. Never understood why it wasn't among the most talked about tracks here

jrlikestodance
October 24th 2025


6858 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This record is finally starting to click for me. Some really cool shit on here

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
October 24th 2025


116695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.4

LETS GO!!

GreyShadow
October 24th 2025


8115 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Field Sobriety Practice is great, genuinely, but i really think every track on here is just better

Wildcardbitchesss
October 24th 2025


19783 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

When I see an American flag I don't feel a fuckin thing even if it's half mast

Cormano
October 24th 2025


4478 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

its got one of their best choruses for sure but I think it meanders a lot you could very well cut a minute and half from it

Wildcardbitchesss
October 25th 2025


19783 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“This is growing on me slightly but I'm still not seeing what separates this from the mathcore greats in quality. New record is so much better”



I think Carson is a much better vocalist than your average mathcore band and your average mathcore band would not be able to write a song like Title Track. Aside from that… yeah. This just mostly goes hard as fuck and is very fun but the new one is waaaaaayyy better imo



Having said that tho, this is a breeze to get through, I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven is so much more dense, for better and worse. I think there’s a little bit of fat they could’ve trimmed there and had that happened I’d probably 5 it. Still, Schizophrenia Legacy, Full Moon Guidance, Lemon, Idiot Temptation Force, and Distracted By The Mona Lisa are fucking all timers man.



I remember when the EP dropped after this came out, a lot of people were worried that they’d get too melodic, and I was one of them tbh, but I honestly hope they go even further in that direction with whatever they do next. To me they’re really the only band I’ve heard in this style since Dillinger that balances the batshit riffs and anthemic choruses so well. Rolo Tomassi is another but Eva just can’t write a hook like Carson imo. He’s one of the best vocalists in heavy music today in my humble opinion.

jrlikestodance
October 25th 2025


6858 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The new record is what converted me into a fan and I agree that the melodic/poppier direction is great for this band and the future of the genre. Carson's vocal and songwriting ability come together beautifully while the rest of the bands have the chops to back up the vision. Seeing them live I think is what is giving me a better appreciation of this record on the revisit. Also would agree he's one of the best in the genre and a lovely gent on top of it. Can't wait to see where they go next!

Wildcardbitchesss
October 25th 2025


19783 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I mean I really see it like how I see Dillinger post Calculating Infinity. Now obviously Die on Mars isn’t nearly as influential (or good) as CI, but I mean it’s the exact trajectory that Dillinger had. I’m very very excited to see what these guys do next, I feel like they are capable of making a full blown masterpiece

Wildcardbitchesss
December 11th 2025


19783 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

“I will love me so you don’t have to embrace in all my struggles.”



Title Track is still their best song. I’m not exaggerating when I say it’s literally one of the best mathcore tracks ever and one of the best songs of the decade.

Scoot
December 11th 2025


24162 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

agreed hard on title track

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
December 11th 2025


116695 Comments

Album Rating: 4.4

Also agreed hard.



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