Phoebe Bridgers Punisher
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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Would you call your heroes heroes your grandheroes?

Pheromone
January 12th 2021


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Album Rating: 2.5

i call my heroes heroes my heroes because without my heroes heroes my heroes would not exist

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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"i feel like calling phoebe basic has become basic tho"

If this is the type of mental gymnastics one needs to do to rationalize idolizing someone whose main resume feat is being "a fully functioning human adult" then all the power to you

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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You need this more than I do

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2021


26262 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

I don't have to rationalize anything c:

Koris
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2021


21197 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

As I said before, the biggest problem I have with Phoebe is her vocal style. The songwriting is good, but I don't get any emotional response from her singing and her voice just sounds monotonous to me. It's the one hangup that's preventing me from enjoying her music on a deeper level, which is kind of a problem considering her vocals are a big part of the music in general

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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The fact that you don't have to doesnt appear to be stopping you

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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My heroes are fully functioning transdimensional demigods from ancient alien civilizations not poorly adjusted 26 year olds who just learned how to wash their own clothes and bake lasagna in the oven this October

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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My grandheroes are cosmic entities that govern creativity, the arts, and having a super big brain

Pheromone
January 12th 2021


21429 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

my grandhero suffers from memory loss and has shat himself again

Mort.
January 12th 2021


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'calling phoebe basic is basic' is the 'its nazi to call people nazis' of music



neekafat
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January 12th 2021


26262 Comments

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

what

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2021


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Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

how was what i said called mental gymnastics when this is what we're dealing with now

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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There was admittedly a level of intrigue in her general aesthetic (and I am 100% not talking about musical aesthetic) until I read that interview. I thought maybe she was a cool person and then I read that and realized that she has approximately the same intellectual depth and cognitive capacity of my partners 22 year old sister who has approximately the same intellectual depth and cognitive capacity of your average 16 year old.

You know, the type of person to say shit like "time is man made maaaan" with a straight face, before asking you how a credit card works

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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@neek rofl everything I've said in here in the last 15 minutes has been bait man come on

Mort.
January 12th 2021


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'how was what i said called mental gymnastics when this is what we're dealing with now'

its the exact same rhetorical device buddy

Pheromone
January 12th 2021


21429 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

phoebe is tinder core

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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Ftr she is basic af, and calling a horse a horse doesn't make you a horse

Mort.
January 12th 2021


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as in, her cds should be used for kindling?

Lord(e)Po)))ts
January 12th 2021


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No ur a horse



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