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GhostB1rd
October 5th 2018


7938 Comments


You guys... he likes thrash metal.

Rowhaus
October 5th 2018


7271 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

shame! shame! SHAME!!!

XingKing
October 6th 2018


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Nothing wrong with thrash. Hell, Converge clearly like thrash too

Casavir
October 6th 2018


5676 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"You guys... he likes thrash metal."



Who are you kidding? You 5'd a 6ix9ine album.

inthox
October 6th 2018


260 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

just so the meme continues: this albums frikkin s00ooocks (obnoxious stevie t voice)



XingKing
October 7th 2018


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Jane Doe get acclaim very much. Jane Doe sound heavy very much. Jane Doe get good rating. Jane Doe have to be good.

Kurt Ballou make riff very much. Kurt make dissonant riff. Riff sound random. Riff sound good. Kurt love the Noo-noo very much.

Ben Koller blast beat very much. Ben play like epileptic kid. Ben hit random cymbal. Ben love smashing bass drum. Ben love the Noo-noo very much.

Nate Newton no hear. Nate Newton get no credit. Bass very low. Nate love the Noo-noo very much.

Jacob Bannon scream very much. Jacob go RAAH RAAH RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Jacob very angry he. Jacob make people angry. Anger very bad. Jacob hate the Noo-noo

Album sound random. Album sound screechy. Jane Doe ugly chick. Jane no love the Noo-noo. *suck suck* Tinky Winky no like Jane Doe. Dipsy no like Converge. Lala fight Jacob. Po love the Noo-noo very much.



*Tubby Toast*



Time for Tubby Bye Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DDDeftoneDDD
October 9th 2018


23542 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

time to five this...again X)

XingKing
October 10th 2018


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Time to leave it there forever

iglu
October 10th 2018


1745 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

what 5's have you unfived?

DDDeftoneDDD
October 10th 2018


23542 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

consider it done m/

Demon of the Fall
October 10th 2018


39136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Awesome decision

ZombieToyDuck
October 10th 2018


7203 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I reserve my 5 for Axe to Fall still!



in fact.... time to jam it now

XingKing
October 11th 2018


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Wretched World will forever be my favorite closer of theirs. One of my favorites in general, really.

DDDeftoneDDD
October 11th 2018


23542 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"I reserve my 5 for Axe to Fall still!" my Converge ratings are full of fives now lol...damn

BigPleb
October 11th 2018


65808 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

FAULT

AAAANNDDDD



FRAC

TURRREEEE

Rowhaus
October 11th 2018


7271 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

wow, looks like a converge fanboy mod had the audacity to wipe ALL my ratings ffs.

Wildcardbitchesss
October 11th 2018


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

well you had the audacity to rate them low so...

Rowhaus
October 11th 2018


7271 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I guess you’ll neve know for sure anymore, will you?

Source
October 11th 2018


19917 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Lame band

Wildcardbitchesss
October 11th 2018


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I REMEMBER THE 2.0 ROWHAUS



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