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Zeuzo
October 5th 2018


2349 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

^lol

robertsona
Emeritus
October 5th 2018


28661 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Completely agree with alexander

suppatime
October 5th 2018


1999 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

wtf the last two tracks on axe to fall are some of their best lmao

ZombieToyDuck
October 5th 2018


7203 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

so so wrong, the last two are incredible... Wretched World is one of their most haunting songs

guitarded_chuck
October 5th 2018


18070 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Talk about overrated on all levels. People who keep voting it as a classic don't know the meaning of a classic. Iron Maiden - Powerslave, now that's a classic. Jane Doe isn't a classic by any of the means, all it is is technical metalcore (not that special). I'll admit lyrically it's intelligent, technicality of the album is superb. But come on people stop lying to yourselves there is NO and I repeat NOOOO vocal talent to even make this a classic at all. All it is RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH for 45:22. Tbh the vocals made the album shit, and they're worse than the guy in Doomthrone and their horrible debut.

guitarded_chuck
October 5th 2018


18070 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

First of all, Converge is just bad. You can't understand the lyrics, they are self-indulgent because they think they're high and mighty because they use things called "time signatures" and "theremins" (I don't even know what a theremin is!!!!! Ugh) Seriously, the lyrics are also super immature. The WHOLE album is about some break-up. Like seriously, if I wanted to hear that drama, I would just go to middle school and listen to all of my mainstream friends bicker about relationships and other crap. Geez. Even the bands that you guys on this site hate on a lot (BOTDF, etc. btw, BOTDF is amazing) They have better lyrics, like about rising from the ashes and rebelling against the high power. Not about stupid break-ups, god.

I will give the band one thing, though. They have some pretty cool guitar parts, but they play them OVER AND OVER in the song until you get sick of it. Wow, come up with something new, "masterpiece" band. I will listen to another album and give my opinion, but until then, I recommend you stay away from this band, and accept the fact that bands like BVB and BMTH (Bring Me the Horizon for those that don't know) are good, and you just judge them by their looks.

Converge, here's some advice: Better lyrics, more variety in the guitar solos, and stick with stuff I can tap my foot to. Otherwise, the music is just plain boring.

Demon of the Fall
October 5th 2018


39137 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Is that 2nd one a genuine sound-off? Comedy gold!

Get Low
October 5th 2018


15279 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I like Converge and I still agree with basically all of that second post.

guitarded_chuck
October 5th 2018


18070 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

thats dalton's diary entry from april 14, 2009

XingKing
October 5th 2018


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

stick with stuff I can tap my foot to

lol

Wildcardbitchesss
October 5th 2018


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That second sound off is either retarded or amazing. Probably both.

sonictheplumber
October 5th 2018


17600 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

zzz

XingKing
October 5th 2018


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

My favorite soundoff is n00n00's 1.5 in broken English

Rowhaus
October 5th 2018


7272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I wish Sput would let you give your honest rating of music and not protect stuff

sonictheplumber
October 5th 2018


17600 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

people like you who give entire discogs a 1 without listening are why the rule sadly exists

Rowhaus
October 5th 2018


7272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

hey, some bands deserve it

J() Alexander
October 5th 2018


7914 Comments


True.

sonictheplumber
October 5th 2018


17600 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

you used to get banned for that shit here. nowadays the only way to really get banend is use a homophobic slur or call someone retarded

Rowhaus
October 5th 2018


7272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

doesn't mean you have to agree

sonictheplumber
October 5th 2018


17600 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

fuck you.



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