I wish there weren't so many reviews for this. I'd love to suck it off even more.

go ahead...


quote me.

Album Rating: 4.5

albums good

Album Rating: 5.0

"No Heroes Sucks!!!"



no, this takes the cake, but I have NH at a solid 4.

Album Rating: 5.0

No Heroes is really groin on me. This is a masterpiece though, love Concubine.

Album Rating: 4.5





No Heroes is really groin on me.

Album Rating: 4.5

No Heroes makes my groin tickle.

lol, groin

Man getting hit in groin by football

Album Rating: 4.5

Football hitting man in groin

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Album Rating: 4.5

The hype that is built behind and for this album is understandable. This album has some of their most epic music. For instance, "Jane Doe" is pretty fucking epic. This also has one of my favorite Converge songs, "Thaw." But I must say, I like Axe to Fall slightly better than this album. There's more variety and I think the song writing is top notch on it. Don't get me wrong, I think this album is great, but Axe has won me over after repeated listens.

Album Rating: 5.0

I can't think of any way Axe is better. This has better lyrics, better bookends, more flow, and at least 3 or 4 of their best songs, one of those being #1.

Album Rating: 4.5

The variety from where the album starts with "Dark Horse" with an awesome guitar line and melody into a kick in the face with "Reap What You Sow" and into "Axe to Fall." And as the album progresses it gets kind of lighter with "Cruel Bloom" and the epic, "Wretched World." I think the variety in their style is more apparent than on Jane Doe. However, Jane Doe rocks my socks off too.

Petitioning > All.

Album Rating: 4.5

Look at this guy here. Stirring the pot!

Album Rating: 2.0

I have actually listened to all of this album, and can say with full confidence that it sucks. I will force-feed a bloody chunk of veal down Jacob Bannon's throat.

Album Rating: 5.0

what's with you and middle age references?

Album Rating: 2.0

Listening to this makes me want to slaughter a calf and lay its severed head on Jacob Bannon's doorstep.

It makes me want to do that too but in a good way. I think Bannon would appreciate that gift.

Album Rating: 2.0

Bannon would appreciate that? The vocal vegetarian?



Bannon and his ilk fail to realize that vegeterianism is a fundamentally reactionary or utopian ideology borne of a romanticism that would feel comfortable or at least have a good conscience within the current system of social relations if it can only maintain an "ethical diet" or some shit.



It's politically ineffectual and ethically narcissistic. By its very nature it's an elitist phenomenon typically reserved for self-infatuated American liberals ("actionists" all of them, in Adorno's sense) who like to delude themselves that they're changing the world. this usually goes hand in hand with either a naive ecotopian outlook, unthinking pacifism, or an identification with anarchism.



The only truly revolutionary stance is one that demands the total transformation of the capitalist mode of production.