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DoofDoof
March 10th 2021


17374 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lukewarm starting to crust porridge and sad excuse of a drip of honey still waiting to be stirred in person



3.5 because there are only a couple of classic tracks or a 3.5 for the album taken as a whole because you find it too yuppie?

GhandhiLion
March 10th 2021


17793 Comments


Nah 3.5 because it's a great album.

DoofDoof
March 10th 2021


17374 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Portishead they'rrrrrre great



she's a Frosties person

zakalwe
March 10th 2021


42016 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

She’s the only person on the planet who likes coco pops with less sugar.

DoofDoof
March 10th 2021


17374 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

'She’s the only person on the planet who likes coco pops with less sugar.'



for people who really don't want to portion 50% less pops in their bowl



ingenius



Colton
March 10th 2021


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Can’t fathom taking a song as cool as Strangers and then doing what they do to it 1:20 in... like cooking a beautiful dinner and drowning it in ranch

Trifolium
March 10th 2021


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Can't fathom taking a song as cool as Strangers and then KEEP DOING THE COOL for the entirety of the record.



Fixed!

JohnnyoftheWell
March 10th 2021


64287 Comments


colton plz listen to Bricolage, and then you will maybe have the right to whinge about the 2nd worst track here

GhandhiLion
March 10th 2021


17793 Comments


Ya strangers would be better without the garage guitar

TaiL4ever
March 10th 2021


303 Comments


yO Johny let's jaM Charles MinguS brO

Trifolium
March 10th 2021


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

What? I think Strangers is one of the best here!!

GhandhiLion
March 10th 2021


17793 Comments


listen to Charlie too

TaiL4ever
March 10th 2021


303 Comments


Bro' bRo' Charlie Is Mingus too brO[2]

Demon of the Fall
March 10th 2021


39143 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

‘Can’t help but think Beth probably makes a crap breakfast. It’s the way she carries herself.’



Can’t help but think someone who prefers the current incarnation of Mogwai to this is painfully out of touch. Make your own bloody breakfast.

zakalwe
March 10th 2021


42016 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

What’s that Beth love? No the second drawer down. The second one. The second one.

Seriously? THE SECOND ONE.



Here she goes grizzling again.

Demon of the Fall
March 10th 2021


39143 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I’d give me right arm to get in her drawers mate, not even because she’s a decent bit of skirt, just to say I had.



?/10

Trifolium
March 10th 2021


41141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Away with those nasty jokes this is a sacred thread!!!!

👿

DoofDoof
March 10th 2021


17374 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

No more Beth jokes?



Ditto

zakalwe
March 10th 2021


42016 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Now there’s a bird who could whip up a brekkie

TaiL4ever
March 10th 2021


303 Comments


Remember me mate at three of halves, spoiling his drink o'er mushgroove, fuller pint twaaS and sour ftoo



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