@Tundra

You've been tasked with reviewing Everything Is Fire by Ulcerate. Please digest it with 10+ spins and let us know your thoughts with a buttoned up review.

lol subscribed

make it a fair challenge (4ish full spins is a good mean for an album to review, min wordcount 500 words) and add a personalised handicap (no references to other bands or genre generalisations), and i hope we can all be good sports and cheer the boi on

Album Rating: 3.5

THE TASK TO PROOF PROFESSIONALISM: TO BE ACCEPTED

Album Rating: 3.2

He will never listen to it 10 times lmao. He'll jam a song or two, throw a 2 on it and write a 2 review about how its too dense or some BS like that lol.

Album Rating: 3.2

But if he REALLY accepted that challenge and gave it a fair shake, I'd never give him shit again.

Let's up the ante here.

@Hawks - since he loves Between The Buried and Me so much, you are being tasked with a review of Parallax II. Same terms that Tundra has for EIF.

Lower amount of neg percentage is the winner.

court of popular opinion seems a little unfair given how thoroughly tundra dug himself in with his poppy spree. name a panel of three and commission a list dissecting their judgement

if you will, johnny, set up a brief list and feature it immediately

Enough

will need the consent of both parties + a deadline for their submissions, then we're game

lmao

Album Rating: 4.5

min 500 words with no references to other bands or genre generalizations is a good challenge for anyone, I like that

if i can't say this album is just grimes for people who shopped at hot topic what am i supposed to say

Album Rating: 2.0

Lol how many times have you posted this review now

Album Rating: 1.0

I don't mind Ulcerate that much guys. Far from my music of choice, but I just have issue with bands who recycle the same thing over and over and call it a discography.

okay, but do you accept the challenge

and do you wish to suggest a more appropriate artist to challenge you if so (eg Meshuggah Nothing Rerelease)?

Album Rating: 4.5

Can't wait to read the remastered version of this review next week!

Idk Crowbar can stick to the same style for 30+ years and still drop bangers. There's a fine line to that shit

Album Rating: 3.2

@Hawks - since he loves Between The Buried and Me so much, you are being tasked with a review of Parallax II. Same terms that Tundra has for EIF

I love Parallax II but would love for Hawks to try and do a negative review of it. Would be an interesting read!

Also Ulcerate do not release the same album over and over my god. Yes there is obviously a similarity between albums (like a lot of bands including BTBAM) but there are clear and obvious differences if you actually listen.