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bellovddd
June 2nd 2024


7748 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

you guys toes ever get so fucking cold you feel like they gunna fall off?

MeatSalad
June 2nd 2024


18669 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

It do be getting cold down there

JohnnyoftheWell
June 2nd 2024


64287 Comments


i fucking hate how long it takes cold toes to get warm again -_- unbelievable that humans lived through the ice age without socks
or did they

bellovddd
June 2nd 2024


7748 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

why are toes so cold though. I even have socks on and they still frozen.

pizzamachine
June 2nd 2024


28301 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I fucking love socks

ToSmokMuzyki
June 2nd 2024


15335 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

when your mom isnt around

DarkSideOfLucca
June 2nd 2024


19235 Comments


My fiancee is obsessed with Taylor and made me watch that fucking 3 and a half hour movie in theaters

And even she doesn’t like this lol

I haven’t heard it but that’s more than enough reason for me to not check this

JohnnyoftheWell
June 3rd 2024


64287 Comments


there are 2 (possibly 3 very maybe 4) songs worth hearing on even the extended edition lol you're doing okay
granted, that handful is more worthwhile than anything on Midnights, but that's a low bar and a poor hit rate for a disgusting runtime

zaruyache
June 3rd 2024


28742 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

get her to cheq eliza mclamb and lizzy mcalpine instead of this lucca

DarkSideOfLucca
June 3rd 2024


19235 Comments


I haven't listened to either of them, but I'll def pass that along

She's as old as me and not on Sputnik so she's actually just stuck listening to what she listened to like over a decade ago as her newest shit lol

JohnnyoftheWell
June 4th 2024


64287 Comments


i regret not making this a bizzy bone review i am a bad person

zaruyache
June 4th 2024


28742 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

thats your job as HUBSBAND to introduce them to jams

DadKungFu
Emeritus
June 5th 2024


6144 Comments


1 degree of separation between this and Rudimentary Peni and that degree is schizophrenia

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
June 7th 2024


19116 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

started seeing this girl. she claimed to be "a bit" of a swifty but like nothing tooooo crazy so i asked her to send me a playlist of her favorite taylor songs and she sent me three hours of mostly vault tracks and deep cuts i am dead

Futures
Staff Reviewer
June 7th 2024


17852 Comments


run

Koris
Emeritus
June 7th 2024


22700 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

run [2]

vult
June 8th 2024


3448 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I bet she has lyrics in her Instagram posts

zaruyache
June 8th 2024


28742 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

if they're so good why were they in the VAULT.

Wildcardbitchesss
June 8th 2024


20691 Comments


run
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FowlKrietzsche
Emeritus
June 11th 2024


2459 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

On release I thought this was as mediocre as Midnights, but tbh this is probably worse. Plus this is definitely 3 full points below Brat and Brat doesn't deserve my 5 quite yet



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