She doesn't really do bops.

i know thats the problem i literally just said that

Pots I've been listening to ur cat all week riddle me that

oh yeah the old guy with the eyes

the eyes are not what they seem

So are you ever gonna get off your high horse and review Ashnikko or what?

holllllly fuck, seriously! [2]

Ashnikko got postponed again ffs I will review her like twice to make up for how pissed I am (esp since I'm meant to be reving the new fking Smashing Pumpkins today jfc 2020 is a year of cheap shots, someone fix the bottom of the barrel)

Cole stfu you have to give Ashnikko credit for using electronic beats in clickbait pop songs (she does that sometimes even though it's min effort LOL)

"Ashnikko sucks"

Stopped reading here.

Yo you have to give ca$hnikko credit

I still maintain that it's not entirely necessary to actually hear new ashnikko to review it

I agree entirely with this but you gotta wait for it to drop or else other reviewers will complain that they didn't get the chance to get the feature, which is fair bc it will be a mighty one and I cannot wait to have my name buried beneath her glorious face on the front page
" why do I have to give her credit for that"
idk because you gave phoebe credit for releasing an indie folk ep with strings on it. i mean holy shit, one of these songs' string arrangement is literally inferior to the one it already had on punisher and you've heard that album more than twice I think

yeah but just you watch me review it anyway
+ the strings here are all supplementary to her vocals because no-one listens to phoebe bridgers for bargain bin cinemastrings

Colton on a scale of 1-10 how badly were you / are you currently bullied in school?

Awfully cocky for someone who discovered Pet Sounds 3 days ago

colton but he's racist - /pol/ton

Only cuz ur mom yelled at him

I mean I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt for why you are the way you are.

Colton: *hears any instrument other than acoustoc guitar*

"What strange sonic sorcery is this?!"