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Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2019


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

@Mr Space J.



Honestly, i've grown off a lot of what metalcore has had to offer these last year's but i'm still holding out for a good release that justifies the genre's existence. Honestly I went into this album (before listening) with an expectation in the 3.5ish ball-park. The new Killswitch (just for another example) based off the early singles is hinting at a nice 3. That aside the last few metalcore albums I've enjoyed are (3.5 ratings or higher) Trivium - The Sin and The Sentence, Periphery - Heil Stan, Soilwork - Verk (loose metalcore reference), Wolves at the Gate - Eclipse, Grey Haven, Rolo Tomassi, Bleeding Through - Love Will Kill All - - etc.

JayEnder
August 6th 2019


22745 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Big ups to clavier. That was a great representation of what I think goes through the naysayers' minds. There's just no way you can flat out hate everything about this. Impossible I think. Nu metal parts are cringe at points for sure... but there's so much more to offer than just that aspect. I've heard maaaaaaaany more albums worthy of that 1.

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 6th 2019


21057 Comments


Friendly reminder Attila exists.

That there is the 1 bar.

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2019


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I've heard maaaaaaaany more albums worthy of that 1.





Depends on what your rating scale is honestly. The other end of this discussion is the amount of 5's people give away like Oprah handing out new cars. I just remember that there's a 0.5 available to me.

JayEnder
August 6th 2019


22745 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Etienne Sin is the 1 bar.



Actually no, he is below that. A negative score is the only correct one.

heck
August 6th 2019


7450 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this is neither a 5 nor a 1 and the people rating it either are being completely unreasonable

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2019


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

You know what Hellscythe, you're 100% right. Different opinions are for unreasonable people.

SteakByrnes
August 6th 2019


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

"Also stop complaining about the old guy leaving it’s been years now"



I will never stop

Toondude10
August 6th 2019


15373 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

lmao, why did he give you a blowjob?

SteakByrnes
August 6th 2019


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Yes

heck
August 6th 2019


7450 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"You know what Hellscythe, you're 100% right. Different opinions are for unreasonable people."



exactly

bloc
August 6th 2019


70880 Comments


Garrison and Adrian, better knows as the "Steak Studs"

SteakByrnes
August 6th 2019


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Damn right bloc

JayEnder
August 6th 2019


22745 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I miss Garrison so much

SteakByrnes
August 6th 2019


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

I'm gonna get him to design something for me eventually

TetraVaal
August 6th 2019


337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Not a fan of Northlane, but this is probably one of the worst reviews in this site's history.

clavier
Emeritus
August 6th 2019


1210 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

come on now, that's rather hyperbolic

heck
August 6th 2019


7450 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

so is most of the review

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2019


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

""so is most of the review""



Hardly, it's to be taken literally. We're just back to the part where if someone doesn't share the same opinion as yourself it's 'unreasonable'. To be fair I didn't call anyone retarded or tell them they should seek a mental health check for 4ing this album.



"but this is probably one of the worst reviews in this site's history."



lol.

heck
August 6th 2019


7450 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

that's his opinion and it's completely valid and above criticism



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