Hawthorne Heights If Only You Were Lonely
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altrockdude
April 4th 2006


150 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

well well... what do we have here? hmm... just about the SHITTIEST music ever created that's what. I'll tell you something, I' not afraid to admit that I like FOB and was seeing them live and just what had to ruin my perfect night at the FOB concert... HH in their ver presence, sucking about as hard as possible. I wanted to kill myself after hearing this crap. Take my advice. DON'T EVER BUY THIS. ]



And another funny story, agirl in my class is obsessed with HH and I tried to convince her that they sucked balls. Then I told her to go listen to good music like Nirvana and she says "Who's Nirvana?" I cryed... this was a time to forget...

Storm In A Teacup
April 4th 2006


47094 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

*editedThis Message Edited On 04.03.06

The Jungler
April 4th 2006


4826 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

To each his own, though I'm not sure Alt Rock Dude is gonna agree with that.



Nirvana is overated, but these guys just plain suckThis Message Edited On 04.03.06

encmetalhead
April 5th 2006


744 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

nirvana is very overrated and metallica? pu-lease they are not one of the greatest bands ever, far from it. they suck, major, mokey balls with ass hairs glued on them

UBIK
April 5th 2006


75 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Use my scale to grade them, it will make this so much easier. The scale is from one to ten: 10 being classic, 5 being awful and anywhere from 1-4 being varying degrees of violent atrocities committed on those who are around you while listening to the music.











There is also a grading of 0 which is where you decohere molecularly and cave in on yourself creating a vast black hole. This is coming very close to being dubbed the Hawthorne Heights Effect.This Message Edited On 04.04.06

The Jungler
April 5th 2006


4826 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

^^ Huh? so If I thought this record was terrible I'd give it a five out of 10, therefore I would give it a 2.5 on the site, which makes it average. It's a decent system I suppose, but just not for this site.

Storm In A Teacup
April 5th 2006


47094 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

It's every boys dream to have over 150 comments in their Hawthorne Heights review!

UBIK
April 5th 2006


75 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

VagueDan, I honestly hope you didn't believe my grading system was legitimate in any way. I was merely trying to point out that on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate HH less than 1, thus dubbing a grade 0 the Hawthorne Heights Effect.This Message Edited On 04.04.06

UBIK
April 5th 2006


75 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

If it's ok with you, I'd rather have a sandwich and HH in a room filled with carbon monoxide ( just enough to cause brain damage so they can never put out another album).





pattern_recognition
April 5th 2006


950 Comments


No, at which point we all pass magically through the eye of the gaping hole in reality that Ubik's Hawthorne Heights Effect has created, and arrive in an alternate universe where their music is actually really good.
*shudder*
God, those words just don't go together.

pattern_recognition
April 5th 2006


950 Comments


Well, I dunno, but they are a pretty bogus journey.

encmetalhead
April 5th 2006


744 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

so many hatas its not even funny...wait.....no still not funny sorry

The Jungler
April 5th 2006


4826 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

VagueDan, I honestly hope you didn't believe my grading system was legitimate in any way. I was merely trying to point out that on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate HH less than 1, thus dubbing a grade 0 the Hawthorne Heights Effect.


Oh, Okay.



UBIK
April 5th 2006


75 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I will change my album rating if anyone can give a plausible explanation to why HH merits a better rating. I want something irrefutable, people!

AndManyMore
April 7th 2006


631 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

just incase nobody knew... these guys... REALLY REALLY SUCK... and i didnt bother reading all the pages of comments ... cause im pretty sure.. its filled with hate comments... and they have a right for hating, these guys are... like bad... if i had a chance 0.5/5 but i cant (how can u suck so much? unless its a mouth on a dick XD lol)This Message Edited On 04.06.06

UBIK
April 7th 2006


75 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Damn, I knew I overlooked something...

st_jimmy_kid
April 12th 2006


23 Comments


i bet people here r gonna make fun of me for saying this or somethings gonna happen ok well here goes.... when i found out my girlfriend was fucking around with some other guy i dont no i started listening to hawthorne and i get the goddamn lyrics hate to one specific girl and like the sorrow they feel that kinda shit it all makes sense and this isnt a too bad cd i guess.This Message Edited On 04.11.06

UBIK
April 12th 2006


75 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Making fun of you because of all that is a little cruel, and over time you'll move past this thing with your girlfriend ( or, by now, ex-girlfriend).



We all can only hope you will move past HH as well.





Concubine
April 12th 2006


333 Comments


AHAHAHAHA LOL, now you guys are just being cruel XD

pattern_recognition
April 12th 2006


950 Comments


Are you sure you didn't start listening to HH and THEN your girlfriend cheated on you?
Iluvatar, you're just plain evil lad.
*shakes head*



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