Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
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Hawks
April 8th 2015


89494 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This really is awful.

FlyheadMetal
April 8th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yah some pretty good riffs but wtf the vocals are just awful haha

anal cunt has better vocals, should have hired seth putnam lol

emester
April 8th 2015


8271 Comments


Remember having my friend show this to album to me after he caught me listening to NSV on Spotify or something. He told me this was better. Needless to say I'm not friends this person anymore. Fuck this album

FlyheadMetal
April 8th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

went from RUHRUHRUHR to REEREEBOORBOOR

ElegantElephant
April 8th 2015


1391 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

your ended a friendship because of someone's opinion of an album?

emester
April 8th 2015


8271 Comments


Nah, just the kid one day started acting like a dick to me after he got in touch with a different crowd and we went our separate ways. Happens a lot in high school. Just turned out he didnt know Cryptopsy from Craptopsy

ElegantElephant
April 8th 2015


1391 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

i see, yep that sure sounds familiar for quite a few people back in high school in my experience as well, such as the dude who thought death metal was 'repetitive' yet owned an I Declare War crewneck

evilford
April 8th 2015


64750 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Think it's a safe bet to just never even try this album

Artuma
April 8th 2015


32775 Comments


"Remember having my friend show this to album to me after he caught me listening to NSV on Spotify or something. He told me this was better. Needless to say I'm not friends this person anymore"

m/

EnyaFangirl
July 16th 2015


1822 Comments


lmao the production on this was made by actual sentient human beings. it sounds like they had one of their < 5 year-old sons do it

this album is amateurish trash. at least illud divinum insanus has the comedic elements going for it

FlyheadMetal
July 16th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yah fuck this album



Insurrection
October 14th 2015


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

"this album is amateurish trash. at least illud divinum insanus has the comedic elements going for it"

the plagued has the funniest intro ever tho

Insurrection
October 29th 2015


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

666 ratings. this album is so fucking metal

HisBelovedMaker
May 26th 2016


176 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

reading these comments is absolutely hilarious

TrantaLocked
October 25th 2016


2483 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

If this were released under a different band name and possibly a different genre, the average would be minimum 3.5. In the metalcore space this would easily be considered 4+.

DarkSideOfLucca
October 25th 2016


18159 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Nah

TrantaLocked
October 25th 2016


2483 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

If the new garbage Devil Wears Prada can score such high average marks then this surely should in that genre.

evilford
October 25th 2016


64750 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Album is funny bad

TrantaLocked
October 26th 2016


2483 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Silence Your Tyrants slays, could you admit that?

Orb
November 20th 2016


9414 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

the lower the rating the less I need to hear to score it. one spin is enough to last me a lifetime with this shizt.



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