Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

The circus showers pain over tigers bosoms and their pedantic waaaaahahhahahayyyssssss

Album Rating: 3.5

The Veiw is the best? Shit, that scares me

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

he says something about juiceboxes in dragon

Album Rating: 1.0

^jukebox, but nevertheless yet another wtf moment

This album is like having sex for the first time.

You don't know if your the Apollo of Love or your just lame in the sack

nvm

i mean, obviously this shit's fucking terrible, but what a waste of potential song ideas musically
too. there's at least some decent riffs thrown in from time to time, and they decided to waste them
on THIS shit? the fuck?

@sludge, your avatar epitomizes this album.

Boooooo!

Fuck all these negative reviews. I'm going to have to write the first actual positive one I guess. Good review though, well written. I absolutely hate to sound like a pretentious snob, but I honestly think that a large portion of you guys legitimately do not "get" what they were trying to do here, at all. Take a look at the cover. It's crude, crass, vulgar, and directly to the point. Just like the music. Just like the lyrics. Have any of you guys ever studied the beatnik culture? Ever read the works of Kerouac, Ginsberg, Kesey? That was always Reed's biggest writing influence, and this entire album reads like one long stream-of-consciousness beatnik poem. Which I can understand won't appeal to everyone, but this massive over-reaction to this album just amuses me. Like, what the fuck more do you want from Metallica? They gave you your damn thrash album that you all wanted with Death Magnetic. This isn't a Metallica album. This is a Lou Reed album, with Metallica as Lou Reed's backing band. Simple as that. Anyone listening to this album expecting a prototypical "Metallica album" is flat out dumb. Judging this as a Lou Reed album, this is easily Lou's best album in years because of Metallica's great instrumentalization through-out.

Kay, I'm going to have to write a legit review I think. This is like a 3 for me.

Comparing the lyrics to Palahiniuk is a great way to say "They're awful." And good Christ, are they awful.

listened to the 30-second previews of every song and that was more than enough to warrant a 1. fucking hilariously bad.

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Cant stop listening to it, its so fucking hilarious

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

If you can't put a butterfly in a jar

If violence mars your final hours

If you make others feel like jam

Poured on a piece of charbroiled lamb



What. The. Fuck.

Album Rating: 2.0

can't believe MOJO magazine gave this 4 stars.



Summary is genius

Album Rating: 1.5

Great review.

Album Rating: 1.5

I wonder is Metallica and Lou reed know about this site and have been reading these reviews

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

I doubt Lou knows how to use a computer

Album Rating: 1.0

That thing on the cover pisses me off.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Jesus Christ this is so bad. I wasn't ready.

Album Rating: 1.0

PUMPING BLOOOOOD. PUMPING BLOOOOOOOOOOOD. PUMPING BLOOOEEEEEEEEEERD.

Album Rating: 1.0

This will somehow sell millions of copies based on reputation.



And it's going to piss me off.