Album Rating: 1.5
ha ha ha he wrote an overlong review where he pretends a bad album is good!!
zero subtlety and not funny
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Album Rating: 1.5
lol
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Album Rating: 1.0
If you guys would just read the whole review it becomes quite clear that this is a troll 5.
And if it actually happens to be a sincere 5, then the poster doesn't even realize his own irony, and Lou and Metallica aren't the only ones who don't know anything about music.
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Read the review in full, and it's hilarious.
Being raped and mutilated is pretty frustrating. It happened to me once and I was pretty miffed, but I walked it off.
lol'd hard at this.
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Album Rating: 1.5
I think it even pisses me off more that they said this was a creative outlet for them
Now even radio metalheads can feel pretentious
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
Being raped and mutilated is pretty frustrating. It happened to me once and I was pretty miffed, but I walked it off.
It happens to all of us one time or another. Nothing huge, just a phase.
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It happened to me listening to Lou's "singing"...
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Album Rating: 1.0
This is a real motherFUCKER holy SHIT!. tHE WORST THING EVER DONE.
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Holy mother of reviews...
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Laughed at the "dis I like" part.
I love the comments taking this review seriously.
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Album Rating: 1.0
Makes Metallica's whole complaint about napster look even more lulzy and trolling after they released
this trainwreck.
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The only thing funnier than this record is the number of people who think this review is anything other than an excellently deployed piece of trolling. Well done to the OP, shame on anyone giving him grief for "OMG THIS ISNT A 5 U CANT B SERIOS". Like the guy all indignant because OP "insulted" David Bowie, or Lennon/McCartney.
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Album Rating: 1.5
90% of "trolls" aren't actually "trolling"
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Album Rating: 1.0
Impressive review, how you make such coherence out of such a piece of crap is amazing to me (and made me laugh, of course)
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"The only thing funnier than this record is the number of people who think this review is anything other than an excellently deployed piece of trolling. Well done to the OP, shame on anyone giving him grief for "OMG THIS ISNT A 5 U CANT B SERIOS". Like the guy all indignant because OP "insulted" David Bowie, or Lennon/McCartney."
I think you're missing the point
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Album Rating: 1.0
This fucking review.
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This is so awesome
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I'm listening to "Frustration" right now.
Holy crap the riffs are pretty killer.
And then comes Lou and shits all over them...
It's up to a 3.5/5 music wise for me.
And -10/5 for vocals/lyrics 
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Album Rating: 1.5
The riffs aren't terrible, this is just so ill-conceived.
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Album Rating: 1.5
I wonder where this will land on the US music charts.
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