Album Rating: 1.0

poison cover=1...damn, i try to like miley but i just cant stomach poison, bleh :/

yeah ur fuken hektik ey

Whoa what the fuck. Why did I NOT KNOW Miley turned 18 until just now?

She did? YES!

Everyone was talking about it, especially after the sextape finally dropped

WHY JOHNNY RINGO YOU AIN'T NO DAISY.

Album Rating: 2.5

I cant believe I gave this a 2.5

i cant believe you actually listened to this wtf

i can believe you actually reviewed this wtf

Album Rating: 2.5

haha i must have been bored, or infatuated with her turning 18. damn woman seduced me into thinking her music was average

i'd totally hit it but i'd have to gag her first

Salvia Cyrus

Would.

Wood.

Erection.

and there shall be a sex tape, and the paramoar noodz incident shall pale in comparison...

Every incident will pale in comparison.

Depends on how good it is.

i'd be down with even a shit quality tape

Well, it'll send a shockwave across the nation, no matter how good it is, as thousands upon thousands of young tween girls will follow in her footsteps. They will each release their very own sex tapes. Their parents will be outraged, suing Miley Cyrus. However, she will blame it upon the pressure of being a teen star. In turn, the entire music industry will realize their faults and drop many of their teen stars such as the Biebster. All his fan girls will become extremely depressed, causing them to excessive amounts of food. An epidemic of childhood obesity and mass suicide will ensue as thousands of young females decide their lives have no worth when they are fat and can't hear JB's songs about fairytale love. Of course, with the loss of thousands of female lives, many males will begin turning to robots for love, save for those scene guys who remain rather questionable in regards to their sexual orientation. Cyborg children will begin to populate the earth, leading to an earth similar to that of iRobot. We will all then become Will Smith.