if he's a troll or not doesn't deter from the fact that he is just plain dumb. Why is there even a debate?

Album Rating: 4.0

because we are bored and have no books

I'm starting to think he's legit cause there aren't enough obvious spelling mistakes

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

hes gotta be a troll. Either that or the dumbest motherfucker of all time

Album Rating: 4.5

...or he's thirteen.

i'm gonna have to go with dumbest motherfucker of all time

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

So? I wrote my atrocious Blood Mountain review when I was like 12, and then posted it at 15. Yes, I was young, but it was still a hilariously bad review. But this, this has gotta legit be the worst piece of writing that I have ever come across.

Album Rating: 4.5

Okay, it's one thing to be an asshole for the amusement of yourself, but to mess with a thirteen year old (unless you're like fourteen or his age) is just pathetic and immature.

"but to mess with a thirteen year old (unless you're like fourteen or his age) is just pathetic and immature."

w00t for being 14

Album Rating: 4.5

who gives a damn. Either he's a shitty troll or a shitty writer, either way this isn't worth anyone's time

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omfg. There is NO hope for this kid. He must have a learning disability (oh boy, do I feel like an ass saying that.) First off, Tool is ZZZZZZZ (boring), second off, this review doesnt sound like a 13 year old wrote it, it sounds like a pre-schooler with down syndrome wrote it.

o gawd ur nevr gona let tht di r u?

(@silentpotato)

Lateralus - this song is amazing and extremely intellegent. it's syllable match the fibinacci sequence for christs sake.

lol

Album Rating: 4.5

I seriously do hope that he learns grammar and eventually becomes a good writer. Depends if he's home schooled or not (grandma being his teacher?). If he is, he is fucked.

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haha yeah Jonathan. And yes Potato, I understand your opinion of BTBAM. Its too bad that you are wrong. You also act like BTBAM is the only band I listen to. I get it, you dont like BTBAM. I dont care. This review sucks, and I have a feeling this kid is silentpotatos brother or something, because potato is wasting his time defending this retard

"this song is amazing and extremely intellegent."

lol so its teh oppisite of u roflcopter!!!!!
lookit mom im a sputniker

Album Rating: 4.5

Tool > BTBAM

Album Rating: 5.0

Tool > This review.

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Ok. Look at my pie chart, try to convince me that Tool is better than The Beatles, King Crimson, Opeth, Miles Davis and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Good luck bro.

What is this progmaster i always hear of?