Nile Ithyphallic
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Cravinov13
August 8th 2007


3854 Comments


Awww, Cocaine, you shouldn't have. You're so sweet. *kissy face*

I have no idea, Cocaine's just a stupid douche whom I make fun of cause it's so easy to,
so if Gonad is Dargon I can care less.This Message Edited On 08.07.07

Gonads
August 8th 2007


27 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

No this is not Dargon's review site account, I'm just some random guy you dont know.

lanchege
August 8th 2007


64 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Annihilation of The Wicked is far better than this. When I heard that a song was called "Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water", all I could think of was P!ATD. Good review.

Cravinov13
August 8th 2007


3854 Comments


No this is not Dargon's review site account, I'm just some random guy you dont know.

We've had too many people like Dargon. Forgive us for being suspicious.

Tyler
Emeritus
August 8th 2007


7927 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Dargon actually knows the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. Now, if you're not discussing the album or review, kindly fuck off. Thanks.

Cravinov13
August 8th 2007


3854 Comments


the only reason I would fuck anything is if it's you and me together. I'm your sputnik stalker.

on another note, the review was average as is the album which I have yet to rate.

diefamous
August 20th 2007


281 Comments


Although the review was entertaining it was way misleading. I don't know what the stupid boner jokes have to do with the music, but whatever. People express their opinions of music differently I suppose... As for who's acting childish, you both are. This is a music review site, not online video games.

diefamous
August 20th 2007


281 Comments


..and coke if you actually listened to Annihilation of the Wiked, you would know that Nile isnt that shitty of a DEATH METAL band.

Tyler
Emeritus
August 20th 2007


7927 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I listened to Annihilation of the Wicked and I thought it sucked ass. Then again I don't know why I'm telling someone with a Dying Fetus avatar this because well, Dying Fetus sucks just about as much as Nile.

gasmaskman
August 20th 2007


1006 Comments


Dying Fetus sucks just about as much as Nile.

Dying Fetus isn't that bad...

diefamous
August 20th 2007


281 Comments


Lol silly silly opinions Coke, and they hold no water. I don't give a fuck to what you say, Dying Fetus will fuck your shit up. Then again i don't know why I'm telling someone who has an infatuation with the hardcore genre...

Tyler
Emeritus
August 20th 2007


7927 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I have an infatuation with the hardcore genre? Good one?



Listen if you disagree with the review that's cool, but don't come in here and make assumptions about me. Do I like Nile? No. And you know why I dislike them? They're boring and I think they're musically worthless.



I like every genre. Every single one. My opinions obviously hold water, and you know why? Because not only do you continually acknowledge (and reply to) them, I'm writing these reviews and getting a response from the general public here.



As if you need to emphasize DEATH METAL a few posts back. Just because I dislike a DEATH METAL BAND doesnt mean I dislike DEATH METAL, it just means I refuse to blindly hop onto any faggy gimmicky band like Nile just because of their stupid fucking gimmick. Go away now, do something productive like write your own fucking review if it bothers you so much.



I did like the "Dying Fetus will fuck your shit up" comment though. Really nice touch, but I think you meant to say...



DYING FETUS WILL MAKE YOU JUMPDAFVKKUP!!!!This Message Edited On 08.20.07

diefamous
August 20th 2007


281 Comments


Lol no need to get angry. I could give two shits about Nile's egyptian theme. Annihilation of the Wiked could have been about christians killing and i still woulda liked it.

Tyler
Emeritus
August 20th 2007


7927 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

JUMPDAFUCKUPThis Message Edited On 08.20.07

diefamous
August 20th 2007


281 Comments


Your right about this ablum though, it's very boring, but don't use it to build an image around the band that says they suck only because they had a bad release.

Tyler
Emeritus
August 20th 2007


7927 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I think they suck because all of their releases are bad. They range from kinda cool but mostly lame to totally lame.This Message Edited On 08.20.07

JumpTheF**kUp
August 20th 2007


2723 Comments


JUMPDAFUCKUP

:wave:

masscows
August 20th 2007


2230 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

While the review makes plenty of legit points, I still enjoyed this album. It's not as good as their previous two, and the production is really awkward/the drums sound like ass, but I still liked it quite a bit.



I saw Nile last night and Karl said that Ithyphallic refers to the ancient Egyptian tradition of building statues with "mythically proportioned erections" or some shit. So yeah, he did mean boners.



It's so weird hearing Karl talk, he has the highest voice you'll ever hear but he throws out some of the deepest gutturals ever.This Message Edited On 08.20.07

LifeInABox
August 20th 2007


3709 Comments


This is just standard Nile, but I need to listen to it more. I've had it for over a month along with The Apostasy and have only heard each twice.

robin2220
August 20th 2007


569 Comments


I've never cared for Nile.



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