Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
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KILL
October 12th 2015


81582 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

check terrorizer bro

JokineAugustus
October 12th 2015


10971 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I prefer this

Funeralopolis
October 12th 2015


14586 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Not sure if I like the remaster more, everything definitely sounds higher quality and clearer with more breathing room but it looses a bit of the tightness that made the original so chaotic, vocals also seem to swallow the instruments more in the remaster which works amazingly on Terrifyer but doesn't work as well on Prowler. The drums sound so good on the remaster though.

Illoomorpheme
October 14th 2015


525 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Original is better imho, as they seem to have sort of different feels to them.

Original feels a lot more *unhinged* if you will.

XingKing
October 14th 2015


16346 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I can definitely agree with that

bach
October 23rd 2015


16961 Comments


no no this is beautiful
THIS IS ART

Funeralopolis
December 4th 2015


14586 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Mapplethorne Grey/ Evacuating Heaven



best moment on the album

Mort.
December 4th 2015


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

this is one of those albums that is good for screaming cunt to

JokineAugustus
December 5th 2015


10971 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Mapplethorpe Grey has the best riff ever. (you know the one Funeral)

bach
December 5th 2015


16961 Comments


jr hayes is the best lyricist of all time everyone else take that L

Funeralopolis
December 5th 2015


14586 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

LEARN TO FEEL

bach
December 22nd 2015


16961 Comments


SEMEN TASTES
LIKE GUN METAL
SHE SAID
SMILING

romulanrancor
March 29th 2016


7575 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This album is disgusting

Mort.
March 29th 2016


26405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

TRACED IN WET SAND

HER NAME IN PEEEERFECT CURSIIIIVE

jayfatha
March 29th 2016


2918 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

THERE WERE MORTAL WOUNDS INFLICTED ON THE SKY



AND INCRIMINATING BLUE STAINS ON MY SHIRT

UpwardSpiral
April 25th 2016


1122 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

[Funny Amazon Review]

For the price of $14.99, males can fend off unwanted pregnancy for a lifetime. This is a non-surgical alternative to a vasectomy. Here are the simple steps:



1. Buy Pig Destroyer's "Prowler in The Yard."



2. Invite potential mate to your home.



3. Show her the cover of this CD, then play it for her.



4. Tell her you really love the CD.



5. Repeat these steps with each female you meet.



That's it! Not only will you avoid an unwanted pregnancy, you will never have sex with a woman, be touched by a woman, or have one come within 50 feet of you. The woman's self-preservation instinct will take over and she will get as far away from you as possible. In some cases, the woman will only think you're immature and ignore you.



Other side effects may include depression, ringing in the ears, concerned friends and family who urge you seek professional psychological help, and headaches.



While albums by such artists as Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, and other Grindcore/ Death Metal were successful when the previous steps were followed, some women had hoped the male would eventually grow out of it and preceded to engage in intercourse with the male.



Pig Destroyer takes the successful tactics of past artists efforts, such as a gory album cover, graphically violent lyrics, unpleasant noises, and then adds some clearly spoken parts about murdering an ex-girlfriend.



Say goodbye to all those worries about fatherhood with "Prowler in The Yard."

Artuma
April 25th 2016


32828 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol

bach
April 30th 2016


16961 Comments


it felt so wrong
just like my life

TVC15
July 6th 2016


11384 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Finally gave Scott's remaster for this a good hard listen. I think I may actually like it even more than the original. Too bad the original tape for Evacuating Heaven was too damaged to be remastered and so was left out in the tracklisting

GhettoHmbrglr
July 6th 2016


1027 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

scotty hull knows what he is doing when it comes to mixing/mastering



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