Album Rating: 3.0

Ooooh that sounds nice and fitting for Ulver, a multiple-authors review!

Album Rating: 4.0

"Everyone writes one paragraph and it gets juxtaposed."



How about one word each?

Album Rating: 5.0

It's what Sputnik needs to bring us all together, to end the coronavirus, to make pikazilla enjoy music, to bring back the \m/

Album Rating: 5.0

Im just name dropping at this point. Like a total doof.

Album Rating: 4.0

talking about doof, is he still banned? I missed the whole thing

Album Rating: 4.0

he called me a loser & then got banned bc everyone loves me & wouldnt ever let anyone say that to me

Album Rating: 3.0

OMG DID HE DO THAT !!!!! ?????

Angry Trif: 🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩😡

He must be a doof to do that lol

I had been warning about his neurotic routines for months, but people ignored all the signs of a mental breakdown in favor of pointing and laughing at the poor guy.

Have got dibs on the new Ulver but also wanna go to Tokyo this weekend instead of writing actual words about music so plz send me your words yes yes I like this

Album Rating: 3.0

Yesss a Johnny Ulver review is coming!



Here are some words that would probably be useful for your review:

Shapeshifting

Amoeba

Guitars

Rygg

Someone better fuckin write it so I can finally say Ulver's sophomore album is an excellent follow up to their classic debut album titled The Assassination of Julius Caesar

Album Rating: 4.0

classy

Album Rating: 3.5

Doof got banned again? Woah. I swear the guy is the least likely serial offender yet he always gets the boot. Weird.

I might listen to the new Ulver. Maybe.

Album Rating: 3.0

So far the singles have been a continuation of this but with a little more organic feel to them, with guitars and some trumpets (? if I remember correctly). Not what I was hoping for but they were cool nonetheless!

2 ov hots

Album Rating: 4.0

Best Ulver

Barely top 10

Album Rating: 3.0

Of the LPs only Kveldssanger is worse.

Album Rating: 4.0

bite your tongue