Album Rating: 3.5

Ooooh that sounds nice and fitting for Ulver, a multiple-authors review!

Album Rating: 4.0

"Everyone writes one paragraph and it gets juxtaposed."



How about one word each?

Album Rating: 5.0

It's what Sputnik needs to bring us all together, to end the coronavirus, to make pikazilla enjoy music, to bring back the \m/

Album Rating: 5.0

Im just name dropping at this point. Like a total doof.

Album Rating: 4.0

talking about doof, is he still banned? I missed the whole thing

Album Rating: 4.0

he called me a loser & then got banned bc everyone loves me & wouldnt ever let anyone say that to me

Album Rating: 3.5

OMG DID HE DO THAT !!!!! ?????

Angry Trif: 🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩😡

He must be a doof to do that lol

I had been warning about his neurotic routines for months, but people ignored all the signs of a mental breakdown in favor of pointing and laughing at the poor guy.

Album Rating: 3.5

Have got dibs on the new Ulver but also wanna go to Tokyo this weekend instead of writing actual words about music so plz send me your words yes yes I like this

Album Rating: 3.5

Yesss a Johnny Ulver review is coming!



Here are some words that would probably be useful for your review:

Shapeshifting

Amoeba

Guitars

Rygg

Someone better fuckin write it so I can finally say Ulver's sophomore album is an excellent follow up to their classic debut album titled The Assassination of Julius Caesar

Album Rating: 4.0

classy

Album Rating: 3.5

Doof got banned again? Woah. I swear the guy is the least likely serial offender yet he always gets the boot. Weird.

I might listen to the new Ulver. Maybe.

Album Rating: 3.5

So far the singles have been a continuation of this but with a little more organic feel to them, with guitars and some trumpets (? if I remember correctly). Not what I was hoping for but they were cool nonetheless!

2 ov hots

Album Rating: 4.0

Best Ulver

Album Rating: 3.5

Barely top 10

Album Rating: 3.5

Of the LPs only Kveldssanger is worse.

Album Rating: 4.0

bite your tongue