Album Rating: 4.0

Hawks, you don't have a rating for this? I feel like these guys could compete against BTBAM for "worst band of all time" in your book lol

I've never jammed a full album from them because they definitely compete with BTBAM for worst band ever.

I like some Tool tracks but I couldn't even get through the 1st song here. Fart sniffing energy

Album Rating: 3.5

“Wouldn't be surprised if it took 5 more years tho tbh“ Danny would be 70 years old. not saying it won’t happen, but given the band’s history with putting out new work, and their respective ages, i tend to think this is likely the last full length they’ll ever put out. would be sick if im wrong tho

Album Rating: 4.0

"I like some Tool tracks but I couldn't even get through the 1st song here. Fart sniffing energy"



It's definitely a bit stinky but a lot in a positive nostalgic way--like catching wafts of cow manure while driving by a field when you grew up on a ranch or something.

Album Rating: 5.0

Music to fertilize the spirit.

Album Rating: 3.5

I listened to this album too many times when it came out. I feel like theres nothing left to find here. Whereas I still somehow hear new stuff in Lateralus after listening to it for like, 20 years or whatever.

Album Rating: 3.5

it's 2026 and Hawks still doesn't get the best band to ever exist

But he can get the 300 new albums he jams every year on first listen

Album Rating: 4.0

"it's 2026 and Hawks still doesn't get the best band to ever exist"



Well duh, not everybody understands the genius of the band that is Coroner

Band sucks agreed. The hostility over someone not liking every band you like is actually funny lmao.

Album Rating: 4.0

Okay but worst band ever is a wild stretch lol

Eh, they're up there for me lol.

Album Rating: 4.5

Even the most solid of lads can have wild opinions haha. I completely get someone not liking tool but idk man "one of the worst" just does not compute. The musicianship of tool alone is something to respect and keeps them no where close to a worst bands pick even if your not found of the music.

luckily Hawks also has BTBAM and Avatar to throw crap at
I might have forgotten a few others

Album Rating: 3.5

Sometimes the odious cloud from all the fart-sniffing is too much for even the mightiest of listeners. I think 75% of the band is incredibly talented who have written some incredible music over the years. But I can also understand the universal glazing can become unbearable and you just hate'em as a reactionary response.

Album Rating: 4.5

There's some apeshit tool fans out there yeah

Art how could you forget Sleep Token and Periphery???

Most obvious = less memorable
Besides, you don’t make shit jokes about Periphery too often

Album Rating: 3.5

Periphery are super lame tho.

Album Rating: 4.0

Hawks - smartest staff reviewer