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JohnnyoftheWell
March 17th 2025


64287 Comments


Lemon is the most okay uh fine whatever sure song I've heard in my days

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
March 17th 2025


116133 Comments

Album Rating: 4.4

Yeah I didn't feel it super hard tbh. Its definitely not bad though.

Odal
Emeritus
March 17th 2025


3129 Comments


That's kinda my feelings too.

Like, yeah, it's super different....

And yeah, it's decently fun....

...but it's neither enough of those things to really justify it's existence.

ShapeOfJizzToCum
March 18th 2025


1228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lemon slaps. It's not mind blowing but it's a great catchy little tune that stays in the realm of their sound while being pretty left field, I trust it's gonna sit in a spot on the album where I really appreciate it. Not touching any of the singles more than a couple times till this whole thing drops.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 18th 2025


19693 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I honestly like Lemon the most out of the singles lol, but yeah I’m in the same boat. No more listening to them or any more that drop until I got my hands on the full record

Lasssie
March 18th 2025


3535 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Love all the singles but Lemon got me thinking a bit of how it will work in the context of the album and if there will be more tracks like it? because if not it may be a bit distracting and possibly ruin the cohesiveness of the record? i may be wrong tho

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
March 18th 2025


19056 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

honestly not worried at all about how it will fit. it feels right in line with the other two singles and the ep to me and i'm fairly certain there's gonna be other similar odd ball tracks



think the days of them being a straight up mathcore band are over and this will be way more akin to the latest bmth album stylistically

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
March 18th 2025


19056 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

if anything about lemon worries me its that its listed as the 6th track. feels like something that should be like the penultimate track or even closer considering the lyrics and "if it means a lot to you" style finale



tbh the three singles have def made me appreciate the ep a lot more. my faith has been restored i see the vision now. blessed be!

GreyShadow
March 18th 2025


8091 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Carson said in an IG ama yesterday that the rest are crazy, Lemon's the outlier.

ShapeOfJizzToCum
March 18th 2025


1228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Damn if I were Carson I'd be trolling the shit out of ppl telling them there's another hours worth of Lemon on the album and get fucked.



I guess they actually wanna sell copies and be successful tho smh

Scoot
March 18th 2025


24134 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this is either going to be aoty or a disappointment





JeetJeet
March 18th 2025


12830 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"think the days of them being a straight up mathcore band are over and this will be way more akin to the latest bmth album stylistically"

Ew lets not

HooperD87
March 18th 2025


419 Comments


The three singles are fantastic. Two-headed trout is my favourite this far. Can't get the chorus out of my head.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 18th 2025


19693 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

how about this: it’s going to be their ire works

ShapeOfJizzToCum
March 18th 2025


1228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lmao they haven't released a single track as shitty as the best track BMTH has ever released at any point in their career so what the fuck would make anyone think something that insane?



NOT CHAOTIC ENOUGH BAND IS JUST 30 SECONDS TO MARS NOW.

Ectier
March 18th 2025


4616 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Lemons fucking great. I think the album will have alot of the normal chaos but also curveballs

ShapeOfJizzToCum
March 19th 2025


1228 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

They seem to be doing exactly what they need to be doing re: moving forward and not making Celebrity Therapist 2 but also not making watered down doodoo. I'm here for it and prob more excited for this release than anything else coming this yr that I know of.

Wildcardbitchesss
March 19th 2025


19693 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah I think I agree with you. I hope they’re saving some real chaos for the record but I’ve grown to like all three singles



13 tracks is a lot, do we know how long the whole record is??

Wildcardbitchesss
March 19th 2025


19693 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

goddamn they’re hitting STL twice next month but opening for some real dogshit bands.



I really wanna see them but idk if I can justify spending $50 for them to play like 25 mins at a show where 90% of the crowd will fucking hate them. I can’t imagine there’s much crossover appeal for these guys and bands like Beartooth or Hawthorne Heights smh

Ashtiel
March 19th 2025


1538 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

album is 57 mins long



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